So there's this vampire bat, comes back to the cave late one night and his mates see his face is covered in blood. Cor, you must have had an absolute feast, they chorus, where have you been? We want some of that action. He looks a bit reluctant at first, after all who wouldn't, but then says, OK, follow me then. They set off and he gives them directions on the way. See that hill? Yep. OK, go left after the hill and continue down that valley. See that next hill? Yep. OK, go over that and down to the river, then we'll be flying along the river for a bit. See that next tree? Yep, we see it. That great big one that sticks out of the hillside? Yep. You see it, do you, that tree right ahead of us? Yep, we see it. You're sure you see it? Course we are! You're sure you see that great damn enormous tree? Yes, of course we're sure!

Great, glad you see it, cause I bloody didn't, did I?

Bless you Opilec!

I also make paper models from time to time. I got bogged down working on a Hiigaran cruiser for my son.



Everything went fairly well (even without detailed instructions) until I got to the engines. I managed to piece together the "fangs" on the bow, and even the bridge / control tower on the starboard side, but there are seven engine nozzles and it's a case of guess which goes where. I've even tried dry assemblies without making sense of it.