Occasionally I put in an appearance here to try and spoil the fun and tell you how pointless your quest is. It has taken a month to get to one thousand, so my latest forecast is that it will take another 83 years (yes, years not months) before the target is reached.
Tony, this has set me thinking. Taking into account various factors (my age, my reprehensible lifestyle) I reckon we'll be half way there when I die. So, being childless, I intend to brainwash my nephew and niece into assiduous posting on this thread from now on. That way, they may continue the fine work we have begun, and complete the task tonybob has set us, long after I and I suppose many others are gone. Because, let us never forget, r3ok-ers never say never.