Water games??
I remember, about 20 years ago, staying in a hotel in USA with my missus and when we went to the pool there was a group of guests playing a sort of basketball in the pool, and they said we HAD to join in
I was rubbish, no stamina then, not good at jumping in water etc etc. The worst thing was those Americans always saying 'Good effort John, good effort!' when I was obviously totally rubbish and knackered and couldn't direct the ball anywhere useful
I felt like saying 'No, that was a poor effort, a very poor effort, I'm crap at this so shut the hell up!''
Anyway, this corset is cutting into me,