If someone suitably skilled were to remove the bone, would it then become a Tromfillet?
If an instrument should be catastrophically damaged, can it be repaired with a Tromsplint?
Since a trombonist is someone who plays the trombone, can I assume that someone who makes trombones is a tromboner?
One last question: can anyone verify that when Fergus Tromb, inventor of the paperclip, designed his groundbreaking stationery, he deliberately modelled it on his favourite instrument?
I shall now resume my rightful position in Naughty Corner and think very carefully about what it means to be a trombonehead.