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My... doesn't time fly.
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« Reply #1292 on: 21:58:52, 01-11-2007 » |
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'Anyone there?' said the bishop, 'I seem to have lost the plot'
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« Reply #1293 on: 22:08:31, 01-11-2007 » |
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Colonel Mustard in the Library with the lead piping. Usually.
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« Reply #1294 on: 22:35:42, 01-11-2007 » |
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(Mort, we don't need to know so much info, thanks all the same.  ) What's it all about, Alfie? |
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« Reply #1295 on: 22:43:07, 01-11-2007 » |
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Answer come there none. Naturally, everyone was baffled until we realised that is was a cross dressing St. Bernard. Obvious of course, with hindsight.
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« Reply #1296 on: 22:46:16, 01-11-2007 » |
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'Good Lord, Carruthers' ejaculated Carstairs 'Did you see that?'
'Sorry Sir, no I didn't, I thought it was Bandits at ten o'clock'
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"Oh no! The mango juice has leaked in my knapsack" said the Bishop as he sat down on a rock
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Best regards,
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"as the housefly of destiny collides with the windscreen of fate..."
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« Reply #1298 on: 12:58:12, 02-11-2007 » |
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I know the billing said Contortionist Extraordinaire but we couldn`t possibly have expected anything like that. And she was 82! Poor grand father had one of his turns and his hip flask was empty.
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« Reply #1299 on: 14:13:05, 02-11-2007 » |
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It will fall in a minute, it will... there ... it's happened..these parachutists get everywhere.
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« Reply #1300 on: 22:50:51, 02-11-2007 » |
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My brother knows Karl Marx
He met him eating mushrooms in the public park
He said: "What do you think of my manifesto?"
"I like your manifesto, put it to the testo"
Took me down to meet the anarchist party
Met a groovy guy, he was arty farty
Said: "I know a little Latin, a kissen an a kai
Said: "I dunno what it means", I said: "Neither do I"
Eat natural food baked twice daily
Fill your nostrils up with gravy
Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee
Cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?"
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Oh no!"
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no, oh no
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
It's all right to say things can only get better
If you haven't just lost your brand new sweater
I know I had it on when I had my tea
And I'm sure I had it on in the lavatory
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?"
It's all right to say things can only get better
If you haven't just lost your brand new sweater
Pure new wool and perfect stitches
Not the type of jumper that makes you itch, oh no
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
And my mother will be so, so angry
And my brother will be so, so angry
And my girlfriend will be so, so angry
And my dog will be so, so angry
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Oh no!"
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« Reply #1301 on: 22:57:00, 02-11-2007 » |
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There's a very discreet mental health service on www.loonysolutions.org.uk - so I'm told. |
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« Reply #1302 on: 23:07:45, 02-11-2007 » |
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I bought a car today, I got a good deal
It hasn't got an engine or a steering wheel
But it has a lot of features that I think are really neat...
Like you can even eject from the passenger seat!
I sold my car today, the buyer paid cash,
I didn't hang about. I was gone in a flash.
It's hard to get the parts for these peculiar makes;
It hasn't got an M.O.T., tyres or brakes...
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There's a very discreet mental health service on www.loonysolutions.org.uk - so I'm told. |
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Turned out nice again...
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