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When negotiating with Da Vinci Code specialists I tend not to take roslynmuse along with me, as his name may make them suspicious.
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Made by Thompson & son, at the Violin & c. the West end of St. Paul's Churchyard, LONDON
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When negotiating with gazelles who want to be treated as individual animals in their own right, rather than as mere numbers, I tend not to take thompson1780 along as his name may make them suspicious.
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« Reply #1518 on: 15:04:23, 17-12-2007 » |
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And thus closes the circle.
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inert fig here
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I tend not to negotiate with C Dish as his name makes me suspicious.
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When contemplating the consequences of jumping off a high cliff I tend not to take olliver sudden with me as it may make spectators suspicious
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Well, there you are.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
And prayed fervently that in the event of an accident, no king would be so stupid as to send horses as part of a crack team to reassemble pieces of broken egg.
What he'd failed to take into account, of course, was that in medieval Georgia some Kings were Queens. Which way does your dingle dangle, Your Majesty? When negotiating with sardines I tend not to take t_i_n along with me, as his name may make them suspicious.
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The city is a process which always veers away from the form envisaged and desired, ... whose revenge upon its architects and planners undoes every dream of mastery. It is [also] one of the sites where Dasein is assigned the impossible task of putting right what can never be put right. - Rob Lapsley
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Fabio Capello, the new England football Manager, made it clear that in receiving only about £6m a year for managing the team, he does not have any time for it for at least the next month.
“In one month, when I meet the players, I want to be able to speak to them in English,” he said in Italian.
Since few of the players referred to seem able to speak English either, surely there is a more intelligent solution: while Fabio is "too busy" over the next month, why can't the English players learn Italian? They probably have enough time on their hands to manage that within the next week!
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why can't the English players learn Italian?
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“In one month, when I meet the players, I want to be able to speak to them in English,” he said in Italian.
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“In one month, when I meet the players, I want to be able to speak to them in English,” he said in Italian.
Is it not conceivable that that might have been an instruction to the players to learn English? MMm!  Perhaps his first cheque for £500,000 (even though he is away) may yet prove the most useful spending the FA can invest then. Baz |
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« Reply #1526 on: 09:44:00, 18-12-2007 » |
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why can't the English players learn Italian?
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Think about the members of the team Baz and that should answer your question... Yes?  Rooney? DAH.................! Beckham? DAH DAH DAH.............! Baz  |
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« Reply #1529 on: 14:33:31, 19-12-2007 » |
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Boxing day is football day.
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