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Daniel
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« Reply #2160 on: 14:00:46, 05-06-2008 »

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« Reply #2161 on: 16:47:57, 05-06-2008 »





Just so that Perfect 'Two Sheds' Wagnerite feels at home too.  Smiley
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« Reply #2162 on: 17:28:15, 05-06-2008 »


Sandals are definitely the best footwear in this weather. Providing of course that this weather is warm and dry.
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« Reply #2163 on: 23:08:18, 05-06-2008 »

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« Reply #2164 on: 23:36:27, 05-06-2008 »


Radetsky to you too  Grin
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« Reply #2165 on: 23:46:09, 05-06-2008 »

Quote from: Young Garnett, 20 March 2006
I've long held to the theory, revealed here in public for the first time, that all classical music divides broadly into two categories: that which is written to be performed by pigs, and that written for chickens. Everything, you will find, falls into one category or the other.

For example, to take one of the Beethoven symphonies at random, the opening movement is clearly in pig:

Oink oink oink oiiiiink
Oink oink oink oiiiiink

while the finale opens with a magnificent passage in chicken:

Pwaark!, pwaark!, pwaark!!
pwk pwk pwk pwk pwk pwerk

Once you have realised this, musical analysis becomes so much simpler. The William Tell Overture, just to take another example at random, is pure chicken.

Must go, I can hear the nurse calling.

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« Reply #2166 on: 01:18:01, 06-06-2008 »

stop following me!
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« Reply #2167 on: 01:57:08, 06-06-2008 »

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« Reply #2168 on: 02:00:23, 06-06-2008 »

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we must infer that he also felt the movement should not be a 'quick' one, but should flow gently and expressively.
Where's the facile thread recontextualization thread when you need it, eh?!
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« Reply #2169 on: 07:37:11, 06-06-2008 »

Omigod, Tommo (Reply 2165). Was that really me? Undecided  No wonder I can clear a room at a party just by sidling in quietly and standing at the back.  

In my defence I would like to point out (a) that the thesis is true; I challenge anyone to find a counter-example (b) that it made complete and sober sense when read in the context of the erudite discussion of which it was part and (c) that, like everyone else, I am a hapless product of the social, political, economic and cultural framework in which I was born and therefore cannot be held responsible for anything I say or do.

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« Reply #2170 on: 09:31:56, 06-06-2008 »

Quote from: Young Garnett, 20 March 2006
I've long held to the theory, revealed here in public for the first time, that all classical music divides broadly into two categories: that which is written to be performed by pigs, and that written for chickens. Everything, you will find, falls into one category or the other.

For example, to take one of the Beethoven symphonies at random, the opening movement is clearly in pig:

Oink oink oink oiiiiink
Oink oink oink oiiiiink

while the finale opens with a magnificent passage in chicken:

Pwaark!, pwaark!, pwaark!!
pwk pwk pwk pwk pwk pwerk

Once you have realised this, musical analysis becomes so much simpler. The William Tell Overture, just to take another example at random, is pure chicken.

My goodness, Tommo! It's fascinating to observe the unformed and yet immanent brilliance of the young Garnett mind, grasping its way towards the perspicacity and insight with which we are now so familiar! All the signs are there, even in those early days.  Grin
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« Reply #2171 on: 09:45:34, 06-06-2008 »

like everyone else, I am a hapless product of the social, political, economic and cultural framework in which I was born and therefore cannot be held responsible for anything I say or do.
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« Reply #2172 on: 09:46:05, 06-06-2008 »

The capon was a countertenor. It was strangely moving. I suppose being free-range helped.
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« Reply #2173 on: 09:55:48, 06-06-2008 »

I really shouldn't have cut the grass so short.  I can't find it now.
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« Reply #2174 on: 10:03:01, 06-06-2008 »

And Tim's nuts are nicer.
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