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« Reply #30 on: 16:43:03, 03-11-2007 » |
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Excuse me, Your Honour!
Those Belgian Buns are actually in Ebbw Vale, South Wales, therefore they carry no weight in an English Court of Law.
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« Reply #31 on: 16:52:28, 03-11-2007 » |
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« Reply #32 on: 17:03:43, 03-11-2007 » |
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Your Honour, I call upon an Expert Witness, namely Dai the three-legged Black Sheep. Members of the Jury will recall the unfortunate incident which was widely reported in The Ebbw Vale Clarion whereby he lost said leg whilst trying to roll over a cattle grid, Commando style, to get at those Buns. In the ensuing Litigation Court Case he brought against the Local Authorities it was established that the Buns, firmly established in Ebbw Vale were, by their very nature of being sculpted by a Welsh personage and standing in Wales, Welsh. A further Court Case then ensued as to whether a Belgian Bun in Wales could, in fact, be described as Belgian. Members of the Jury, Dai the Black Sheep now ekes out his meagre pension by knitting his own wool into bobble hats for tourists. What a sad end to the one who was called The Four Legged Ram of the Valleys. I rest my case.  I would like to point out, all the images I have posted on this do in fact come from Ebbw Vale. |
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« Reply #33 on: 17:16:29, 03-11-2007 » |
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Your Honour, may I respectfully point out that the provenance of the buns in dispute would appear to have been dismissed in a cavalier fashion by the Defence. The results of further Court case relating to whether the buns in question were Belgian or Welsh should be divulged. The future of Bakewell tarts, Pontefract cakes, Bath buns and Eccles cakes could be under threat this very day.
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« Reply #34 on: 17:28:31, 03-11-2007 » |
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You Honour, It is with deep regret that I have to announce that the said Buns in question have been eaten by a Mutant Seagull from Porthcawl and therefore the evidence has been destroyed. The police have issued a photograph of the Mutant Seagull shortly after he attacked and devoured said Buns. It appears he was washing the icing off his feet and beak in Trecco Bay in order to avoid arrest on suspicion of illegally harbouring white icing about his person. The whereabouts of the two cherries have not been established. Members of the public have been warned not to approach him as he could be suffering from a sugar rush, seeing as his normal diet consists of chips and discarded MacDonalds gherkins.  |
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« Reply #35 on: 17:42:43, 03-11-2007 » |
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Your Honour,
This is a disgrace and travesty of justice. I put it to you that the evidence, comprising of two Belgian buns, has been deliberately consumed by a seagull in the pay of The Anti Belgian Bun Society, whose notorious activities are little known to the public, but continue apace. I further put it to you that the apparent absence of the two cherries is entirely due to the fact that they are being held hostage in a fish smokery on the Scottish coast. The ransom demand is likely to be an extortionate amount of marzipan and vanilla essence.
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« Reply #36 on: 17:53:03, 03-11-2007 » |
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Meanwhile..... are the members here..?  or even here...  A  |
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« Reply #37 on: 17:56:53, 03-11-2007 » |
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Your Honour,
This is a disgrace and travesty of justice. I put it to you that the evidence, comprising of two Belgian buns, has been deliberately consumed by a seagull in the pay of The Anti Belgian Bun Society, whose notorious activities are little known to the public, but continue apace. I further put it to you that the apparent absence of the two cherries is entirely due to the fact that they are being held hostage in a fish smokery on the Scottish coast. The ransom demand is likely to be an extortionate amount of marzipan and vanilla essence.
Your Honour, The Court Usher has just alerted me to a message that this Worthy Court has received via something called an email. It purports to come from The Anti Belgian Bun Society (Welsh Chapter) and reads "Now Look You. We does know where the cherries is and they is not in Scotland, although if we did 'ave the choice, them being fellow Celts, well, we might 'ave. But as it is, we didn't and also, we don't like smoked fish, the smell do cling to your fingers something rotten." |
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« Reply #38 on: 17:59:21, 03-11-2007 » |
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Meanwhile..... are the members here..? A Dashed cunning eh? A. But you underestimate the powers of deduction of Detective Barratt of the Yard, and his assistant, Holmes. Those red dots are clearly red cherrings! or herries. Or something.  |
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« Reply #39 on: 18:34:22, 03-11-2007 » |
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« Reply #40 on: 19:12:30, 03-11-2007 » |
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Perhaps we need to follow this .....  Or a trail of cherry stones? Hmmm ... |
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« Reply #42 on: 19:12:39, 04-11-2007 » |
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Oh dear, I do fear that they are lost without trace ............................... ............................................................................................... A |
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« Reply #43 on: 00:29:46, 05-11-2007 » |
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Oy! Trace? This lady 'ere says 'er lot got lost wivoutcher. Wassatallabout then?
Darren, you put that down or I`m gonna give you such a wallop!
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« Reply #44 on: 11:57:18, 05-11-2007 » |
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Kitty, I think you may be on to something. Study this map closely team!  |
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