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martle
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« Reply #15 on: 19:44:08, 06-02-2008 »
Since the self raising has (surely) got to peter out soon, how about other dreadful, dreadful puns?

Taken from an old ISIHAC episode:

Please welcome to the Shakespearean Ball, Mr and Mrs Knickers and their sons, Titus and Ron.
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« Reply #16 on: 19:57:35, 06-02-2008 »
I've been looking all over for some champagne. Or at least a half-decent wine, but all they seem to have is this micro-brewery stuff. Something called Jake's Beer?
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« Reply #17 on: 20:05:44, 06-02-2008 »
Headline from tonight's South Wales Evening Post:

"Pyromaniac English Novelist Continues to Wreak Havoc Near Swansea - Self Razing Gower"
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« Reply #18 on: 23:55:24, 06-02-2008 »
Superman looks angrily in the mirror and forgets that he has Laser Eyes - "Self Razing Glower"

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