I can not find anything as funny as A and autoharp. I can not see ant's picture, but I just heard a joke on Russian TV.
It goes something like that, but I can not translate well.
Russian and Chukcha (natives of the North) decided to go fishing. They made a hole in the ice and started to fish.
All the sudden a huge Polar Bear runs toward them.
Chukcha puts running shoes, sport costume on. Russian tells him: This bear runs up to 60 km an hour, why are you doing it? We are doomed. You can not run fast enough.
Chukcha answers: It doesn't matter as long as I can outrun you.