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Author Topic: New game - picture association  (Read 101150 times)
autoharp
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« Reply #5145 on: 19:43:53, 07-01-2008 »

and these . . .

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« Reply #5146 on: 19:45:35, 07-01-2008 »

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« Reply #5147 on: 19:57:22, 07-01-2008 »

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Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative.
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« Reply #5148 on: 21:27:21, 07-01-2008 »



...Samantha went along to the gramophone library earlier to collect the teams' records. It's pitch black down there, so Samantha & the elderly archivist have taken to searching the shelves by candle-light, which can be messy, so while Samantha passes down the disks, the nice man holds the ladder while he cleans the dust and wax off in the dark...

...as is customary, Samantha spent some time down in the gramophone library earlier, fetching the hit singles she's chosen. She's become quite friendly with the two elderly archivists, Jack and Arthur. They've recently gone part time, so Samantha's come to a working arrangement. She does the paperwork, Arthur gets her forty-fives out, and Jack's off all afternoon...

...Samantha spent so much time down in the gramophone library researching this, that she's been asked to take over as the new supervisor. Her first task is a complete staff reorganisation, and to allocate new duties to the nice old archivists. They say that when she's finished her assessment, they're hoping Samantha will give them a group presentation in the conference room, and then hand jobs out in the office...

...In preparation for this, each week Samantha goes off to the gramophone library, a labyrinthine maze of dusty shelves and filing cabinets. The place can be a little daunting, but the kindly old archivists know their way around and provide Samantha with accurate maps. She says it's always good to know they're going to offer her good solid directions which they prepare by hand before waving them under her nose...

[sorry t-p Cheesy]
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« Reply #5149 on: 21:40:02, 07-01-2008 »



Samantha's friend, Sven
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« Reply #5150 on: 22:17:07, 07-01-2008 »



Tommo

PS Andy - here's a couple of mine.....

“Samantha has to go now to see a violinist friend of hers.  She’s written him a fiendishly difficult concerto, and it’s causing them both a lot of frustration.  She spends all her time desperate to get what she wants to come out of his instrument, whilst he’s busy trying to get his fingers to master her sticky passages.”

“Samantha has to go now.  She’s very proud of her Elizabethan chimneys, but they are dangerous and she’s having them removed.  However, whilst Samantha is very sad about this, she suspects the builders have a different view….  Yesterday, they found great enjoyment in knocking one off over her, and when they asked if they could put their tools in her back passage, Samantha had to point out she didn’t take it that way.”
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Made by Thompson & son, at the Violin & c. the West end of St. Paul's Churchyard, LONDON
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« Reply #5151 on: 22:19:58, 07-01-2008 »

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« Reply #5152 on: 22:40:47, 07-01-2008 »


I can name any tune before they play any notes. May be I am telepathic? She was frightened, but there was no violinist there to help.


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« Reply #5153 on: 22:54:03, 07-01-2008 »

Sorry, this will be the last. My favourite:

Samantha has to nip out now, as she's off to see an elderly gentleman friend. She says he's a bit of an old curmudgeon who doesn't like spending his money, but Samantha says if she butters him up properly, she can occasionally get him to splash out...
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« Reply #5154 on: 22:59:40, 07-01-2008 »

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« Reply #5155 on: 23:07:29, 07-01-2008 »

Sorry, this will be the last. My favourite:

Samantha has to nip out now, as she's off to see an elderly gentleman friend. She says he's a bit of an old curmudgeon who doesn't like spending his money, but Samantha says if she butters him up properly, she can occasionally get him to splash out...

Reminds me of the one about Bill C and Monica L - she accused him of being mean - he would never splash out on a new dress...



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« Reply #5156 on: 06:28:03, 08-01-2008 »

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« Reply #5157 on: 14:21:45, 08-01-2008 »

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Well, there you are.
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« Reply #5158 on: 14:35:06, 08-01-2008 »

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« Reply #5159 on: 14:59:46, 08-01-2008 »


I love salad myself very much and don't think that I am freak.
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