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« Reply #615 on: 12:30:12, 25-03-2007 »

I was aware that the clocks were changing (and actually ended up reminding my mum of that fact... how things change!  Grin) but the excess of white wine and raw fish last night resulted in my waking up with the alarm at 7 (really 7) - church was at 9 in a tiny church about 30 minutes walk away - and turning the alarm off again. But that's not a grumble.

I'd like to grumble about my new shower gel, which I bought on the understanding that it was going to be lime-flavoured.
It smells vile. Like a synaesthesic's migraine.
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« Reply #616 on: 12:42:27, 25-03-2007 »

lime-flavoured.


Huh  !!!

hh - do you REALLY ingest the stuff? Sushi is one thing, but shampoo... Shocked
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« Reply #617 on: 12:51:08, 25-03-2007 »

I'd like to grumble about my new shower gel, which I bought on the understanding that it was going to be lime-flavoured.
It smells vile. Like a synaesthesic's migraine.

Lime-fragranced...surely?  Grin

My mother went to Church an hour later this morning so this must be a genetic thing I suppose.  Roll Eyes

I've caught up with myself now anyway - washing on line and generally getting sorted....
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« Reply #618 on: 13:21:10, 25-03-2007 »

washing on line and generally getting sorted....

I must have a touch of spring madness - I read that first as "washing online" and had a curious vision of a webcam over the tumble-drier... takes all sorts, I guess! Cheesy
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« Reply #619 on: 13:21:43, 25-03-2007 »

washing on line and generally getting sorted....

I must have a touch of spring madness - I read that first as "washing online" and had a curious vision of a webcam over the tumble-drier... takes all sorts, I guess! Cheesy

That suggests possibilities for a type of neo-Warholian film for the online age...?
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« Reply #620 on: 13:23:05, 25-03-2007 »

`washing on line `

Cripes, is there anything that can`t be done on the Web?!!  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #621 on: 13:24:47, 25-03-2007 »

`washing on line `

Cripes, is there anything that can`t be done on the Web?!!  Grin Grin Grin

I'm waiting for the next version of Windows, Yahoo or AOL Messenger to include a teleporting facility, so that I can offer someone a drink on there just by clicking the equivalent of 'Send file' and the aforementioned beverage will be beamed up to a peripheral adjacent to the correspondent's computer.
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« Reply #622 on: 13:28:25, 25-03-2007 »

I'm waiting for the next version of Windows, Yahoo or AOL Messenger to include a teleporting facility, so that I can offer someone a drink on there just by clicking the equivalent of 'Send file' and the aforementioned beverage will be beamed up to a peripheral adjacent to the correspondent's computer.

I think I would prefer the same in reverse...  Grin
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« Reply #623 on: 13:30:13, 25-03-2007 »


You could be on to something there, Ian. I will wait hopefully.... Grin
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« Reply #624 on: 14:03:44, 25-03-2007 »

I'd much prefer the ability to join the person in drinking the drink, then returning through the handy little window back to my own house.
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« Reply #625 on: 14:04:52, 25-03-2007 »

I'd much prefer the ability to join the person in drinking the drink, then returning through the handy little window back to my own house.

Just make sure you have plenty of fly-spray around before you try it out.
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« Reply #626 on: 14:28:32, 25-03-2007 »

As someone who grabs whatever small pleasures are going...  Roll Eyes ....I always like the ambiguous label on one of the apple-fragranced shampoos.

"Wet hair and apply shampoo"

Is it an instruction for how to use it or a list of the items you need?
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« Reply #627 on: 15:02:30, 25-03-2007 »

`washing on line `

Cripes, is there anything that can`t be done on the Web?!!  Grin Grin Grin

I'm waiting for the next version of Windows, Yahoo or AOL Messenger to include a teleporting facility, so that I can offer someone a drink on there just by clicking the equivalent of 'Send file' and the aforementioned beverage will be beamed up to a peripheral adjacent to the correspondent's computer.

Drat - another thing to add to my list of things to invent (time machine goes first though)  Grin
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« Reply #628 on: 15:18:28, 25-03-2007 »

Time machine of course - then you can send the matter transporter back to the time when you needed it most. (Along with the plans for the Time Machine).
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« Reply #629 on: 15:26:23, 25-03-2007 »

re time machines, I've read several books about them and, incidentally, one crops up in my sci-fi novel I'm writing and I can't see any reason why it wouldn't work. 

Anyone got a 60 mile long piece of superconducting filiment in their garage going spare?
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