I've remembered the verse Formby omits on the clip:

In my grandad's flannelette nightshirt I got married one day.
In the train my bride gave a shout:
"Ee, what is that you are pulling out?"
I said "It's old fashioned and it's tattered and torn,
But I brought it with me honeymooning, Gert."
She says "What is it, dear?"
So I whisper in her ear
"It's my grandad's flannelette shirt!" 
Lordie, lordie,
It's my grandad's flannelette shirt

    

Pw really gets into his moderator's role at M&S.

I have a ukelele at home.  Just how am I supposed to tune it?

Tommo

Whenever you can be certain that no-one who respects you will be looking   I would recommend going abroad, perhaps to the Fjords of Norway, where no-one will ever know your secret

Alternatively you could have a look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukelele#Tuning

We used a (lurid pink) ukelele in a show (Berlin cabaret songs of the 1920s-30s) and no-one knew how to play the thing - Natasha, one of our violinists who also plays the guitar for fun, managed to tune it to open fifths as a workaround, and then strummed it with fiddle fingerings.  This was as much as we needed,  just some chord-plunking - I don't think too many ukelele bods were offended The top string wouldn't take an e', though...  she got it up to about a c', tuned the rest of the strings from that one, and then we just transposed the part in Finale... she made-up her own chord-fingerings. Oh, and she tap-danced in the middle of the number too, but not whilst playing the uke