Hmm. I got 9 as well
Is there somewhere I can move to that
doesn't require that I fill in a Questionnaire?
This is rather dated, having originally been an EEC registration form:
Name (Irish applicants may mark X or leave thumb print)
Address (Please give town, street, house, room, bed and shift numbers)
West Indians may give Minibus or car number
Degree of suntan: light/medium/dark/very dark/ace of spades
Are you visible after sunset? Y/N
Car (West Indians only)
Please give the following details about your car:
What type of Ford Escort is it?
Amount of fur trim (in cwt):
Number of spotlights:
Percentage of rear screen obscured by dangling ornaments and disco stickers:
Percentage of front screen similarly obscured:
Total power of rear light (in megawatts):
When did you last consider insuring the car?
When was it last taxed?
When did it last fail the MOT?
How did you acquire the car? theft/HP/fraud/scrapyard/other
ParentsName of mother:
Name of father (if known). (West Indians should list all possibilities on a separate sheet):
Father's occupation: peat cutter/bus conductor/lavatory attendant/underground guard
Marital status: married/single/common law/shack-up/informal screwing
Number of children:illegitimate; legitimate (if any);
Hobbies: mugging/prostitution/pimping
Asians only:
When and where did you illegally enter Britain?
Are you toilet trained? yes/no/what is toilet training?
IncomeList your current income from these sources:
Proceeds of theft:
Prostitution:
Social Security fraud:
DietPlease circle your staple diet: curry/pet food/potatoes
Please state below in not more than fifty words your greatest ambition (other than a white woman).
Applicants who do not know fifty words, or any words in English may leave blank.
N.B. West Indians and Asians may omit photograph as you all look the same.