PW, I'm sure you'll be fine. We had clothes lines and lawn mowers in 2000. I mean, seriously:
clothes lines and
lawn mowers!
I assume the idea was to highlight our main redeeming feature, that We Are Not Up Ourselves.
That's true, but there's a fine line between being respectably modest and glorifying mediocrity. While I'm proud of my countries ingenuity in inventing things like the lawn-mower and the Hills hoist, our Opening Ceremony's refusal to celebrate Australian Culture in any form other than the 'freewheeling larrikin' placed it firmly in the latter camp, for me.
The difficulty I have with the 'freewheeling larrikin' as an Australian emblem is that too often it translates into a declaration of a kind of wilful lack of engagement with anything but beer and the beach, which I think sells us tragically short as a nation. I mean, we may not have a history, but surely that means we should be talking up our ability to define the future, rather than the fact that we are a transient blip on the canvas of Western History. Oh well.
Back on topic -
To accurately reflect our modern culture, we assume we will have a Battle of Britain fly-past, followed by a football chant and a song by the latest X-Factor winner.
I think that bringing Morris dancing into the 21st century (and to a whole new audience - subsidised or not
) is key here. Surely after the BoB fly-past (that is, if the fight's not simply re-enacted by rival indie-bands dressed as Spitfires and Messerschmidts...), the English side from 2010 UEFA World Cup Morris dancing to the strains of
A hard day's night. Performed by Amy Winehouse.