(dp0 S'buildDestination' p1 V/Users/icecube/Documents/Detective_Clean/index.html p2 sS'saveDestination' p3 V/Users/icecube/Documents/Detective_Clean/Detective Clean p4 sS'target' p5 S'sugarcane' p6 sS'storyPanel' p7 (dp8 S'widgets' p9 (lp10 (dp11 S'selected' p12 I00 sS'pos' p13 (lp14 I184 aI79 asS'passage' p15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p16 (dp17 S'text' p18 VYou are Detective Clean, the most respected and feared crime fighter in Mupuqolis. You are in bed. \u000a \u000a[[Get up|The first morning, out of bed]]. p19 sS'created' p20 ctime struct_time p21 ((I2010 I12 I18 I22 I55 I57 I5 I352 I0 tp22 (dp23 tp24 Rp25 sS'title' p26 VThe first morning p27 sS'modified' p28 g25 sS'tags' p29 (lp30 Vbookmark p31 asbsa(dp32 g12 I00 sg13 (lp33 I27 aI88 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p34 (dp35 g18 VWhat follows is a tale of neither predetermined tragedy or comedy. \u000a \u000a<> p36 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I18 I23 I42 I34 I5 I352 I0 tp37 (dp38 tp39 Rp40 sg26 VStart p41 sg28 g40 sg29 (lp42 Vbookmark p43 asbsa(dp44 g12 I00 sg13 (lp45 I324 aI79 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p46 (dp47 g18 V"Why is it always Monday?", you wonder to yourself ineffectually. \u000a \u000a[[Go Shower|The first morning, in the shower]] p48 sg29 (lp49 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I18 I23 I52 I3 I5 I352 I0 tp50 (dp51 tp52 Rp53 sg28 g53 sg26 VThe first morning, out of bed p54 sbsa(dp55 g12 I00 sg13 (lp56 I464 aI79 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p57 (dp58 g18 VYou stumble into the shower and jab at the ... shower device - you can't remember the word. \u000a \u000a[[clean yourself|The first morning, in the shower, thinking]] p59 sg29 (lp60 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I18 I23 I53 I0 I5 I352 I0 tp61 (dp62 tp63 Rp64 sg28 g64 sg26 VThe first morning, in the shower p65 sbsa(dp66 g12 I00 sg13 (lp67 I604 aI79 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p68 (dp69 g18 VYou lather up. \u000a \u000aYou haven't brought out the trash in a while - it's really piling up. As God as your witness, you will take it out today before going to work. \u000a \u000aSnapping out of your daze, you realize you're running late. \u000a \u000a[[Get out of the shower|The first morning, in the kitchen]] p70 sg29 (lp71 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I18 I23 I54 I1 I5 I352 I0 tp72 (dp73 tp74 Rp75 sg28 g75 sg26 VThe first morning, in the shower, thinking p76 sbsa(dp77 g12 I00 sg13 (lp78 I10 aI219 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p79 (dp80 g18 VYou glance about. There was something you meant to do, but no time now - you have to get to work. \u000a \u000a[[Go to work|The first day, in work]] p81 sg29 (lp82 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I18 I23 I55 I47 I5 I352 I0 tp83 (dp84 tp85 Rp86 sg28 g86 sg26 VThe first morning, in the kitchen p87 sbsa(dp88 g12 I00 sg13 (lp89 I151 aI219 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p90 (dp91 g18 V"Detective Clean, glad you could drag yourself out of bed today.", says Police Officer Douche. \u000a \u000a[[Tell her to fuck off|The first day, the news]] \u000a[[Ask her for news|The first day, the news]] p92 sg29 (lp93 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I18 I23 I56 I35 I5 I352 I0 tp94 (dp95 tp96 Rp97 sg28 g97 sg26 VThe first day, in work p98 sbsa(dp99 g12 I00 sg13 (lp100 I290 aI219 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p101 (dp102 g18 VDouche pauses for a moment. \u000a \u000a"There was a murder last night." \u000a \u000a"A murder? What did they do? Has anyone been arrested?" \u000a \u000a"From what we can tell, the lady was forcibly given an enema, and then drowned with her own bodily fluids" \u000a \u000a"Oh how awful" \u000a \u000a"Indeed" \u000a \u000a"Show me the reports" \u000a \u000a"Here they are" \u000a \u000a"Now fuck off" \u000a \u000a[[Read the reports|The first day, report reading]] p103 sg29 (lp104 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I18 I23 I58 I15 I5 I352 I0 tp105 (dp106 tp107 Rp108 sg28 g108 sg26 VThe first day, the news p109 sbsa(dp110 g12 I00 sg13 (lp111 I430 aI219 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p112 (dp113 g18 VThey tell you nothing new. You'll have to go down to the crime scene tomorrow yourself, you think. \u000a \u000a[[Head home, and go to bed|The first night]] p114 sg29 (lp115 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I1 I0 I6 I353 I0 tp116 (dp117 tp118 Rp119 sg28 g119 sg26 VThe first day, report reading p120 sbsa(dp121 g12 I00 sg13 (lp122 I570 aI219 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p123 (dp124 g18 VYou sleep soundly. \u000a \u000a[[Wake up|The second morning]] p125 sg29 (lp126 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I2 I33 I6 I353 I0 tp127 (dp128 tp129 Rp130 sg28 g130 sg26 VThe first night p131 sbsa(dp132 g12 I00 sg13 (lp133 I10 aI359 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p134 (dp135 g18 VYou are Detective Clean, the most respected and feared crime fighter in Mupuqolis. You are in bed, again. \u000a \u000a[[Get up|The second morning, out of bed]]. p136 sg29 (lp137 Vbookmark p138 asg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I5 I40 I6 I353 I0 tp139 (dp140 tp141 Rp142 sg28 g142 sg26 VThe second morning p143 sbsa(dp144 g12 I00 sg13 (lp145 I150 aI359 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p146 (dp147 g18 V"Why is it always Monday?", you wonder to yourself ineffectually. \u000a \u000a[[Go Shower|The second morning, in the shower]] p148 sg29 (lp149 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I6 I0 I6 I353 I0 tp150 (dp151 tp152 Rp153 sg28 g153 sg26 VThe second morning, out of bed p154 sbsa(dp155 g12 I00 sg13 (lp156 I290 aI359 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p157 (dp158 g18 VYou stumble into the shower. \u000a \u000a[[clean yourself|The second morning, in the shower, thinking]] p159 sg29 (lp160 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I6 I18 I6 I353 I0 tp161 (dp162 tp163 Rp164 sg28 g164 sg26 VThe second morning, in the shower p165 sbsa(dp166 g12 I00 sg13 (lp167 I430 aI359 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p168 (dp169 g18 VYou start to soap up. \u000a \u000aSuddenly it occurs to you, that Officer Douche must be the murderer. There's simply no doubt about it. You've never had a bad hunch in your entire, glittering, universally celebrated career. \u000a \u000aYou must, you insist to yourself, confront them as soon as you see them. \u000a \u000aSnapping out of your daze, you realize you're running late. \u000a \u000a \u000a[[Get out of the shower|The second morning, in the kitchen]] p170 sg29 (lp171 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I21 I3 I6 I353 I0 tp172 (dp173 tp174 Rp175 sg28 g175 sg26 VThe second morning, in the shower, thinking p176 sbsa(dp177 g12 I00 sg13 (lp178 I570 aI359 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p179 (dp180 g18 VGarbage is piling up, though you neither notice nor care. You have to get into work - you're running late! \u000a \u000a[[Head into work|The second day, at work]] p181 sg29 (lp182 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I23 I12 I6 I353 I0 tp183 (dp184 tp185 Rp186 sg28 g186 sg26 VThe second morning, in the kitchen p187 sbsa(dp188 g12 I00 sg13 (lp189 I10 aI499 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p190 (dp191 g18 VOfficer Douche approaches you. She smiles. \u000a \u000aIt occurs to you that you had something to say to her, but you can't remember what. \u000a \u000a"There's been another murder. We still have no idea who it is." \u000a \u000a"Let's go to the crime scene." \u000a \u000a[[Go to the crime scene|The second day,at the crime scene]] p192 sg29 (lp193 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I25 I47 I6 I353 I0 tp194 (dp195 tp196 Rp197 sg28 g197 sg26 VThe second day, at work p198 sbsa(dp199 g12 I00 sg13 (lp200 I150 aI499 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p201 (dp202 g18 VYou pinch your nose. \u000a \u000a"Phe-ew!" \u000a \u000aDouche chuckles. \u000a \u000aYou're not sure how to read the scene. Shit everywhere. \u000a \u000a"Detective, we found one anal imprint on the floor over here. We're taking a cast right now. We should be able to use it to identify the criminal." \u000a \u000a"Any distinctive features?" \u000a \u000a"It has eighteen ridges" \u000a \u000a"Highly unusual." \u000a \u000a[[Consult with Douche|The second day, consulting with Douche at the crime scene]] p203 sg29 (lp204 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I28 I43 I6 I353 I0 tp205 (dp206 tp207 Rp208 sg28 g208 sg26 VThe second day,at the crime scene p209 sbsa(dp210 g12 I00 sg13 (lp211 I290 aI499 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p212 (dp213 g18 V"We have no suspects, Douche?" \u000a \u000a"None yet, Detective." \u000a \u000a"Hmm" \u000a \u000a"Detective, would you like to go out on a date tomorrow night?" \u000a \u000a[[Accept|The second day, the date accepted]] \u000a[[Decline|The second day, the date turned down]] p214 sg29 (lp215 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I32 I20 I6 I353 I0 tp216 (dp217 tp218 Rp219 sg28 g219 sg26 VThe second day, consulting with Douche at the crime scene p220 sbsa(dp221 g12 I00 sg13 (lp222 I430 aI499 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p223 (dp224 g18 V"Yes. Come over to my place after work." \u000a \u000a"Okay, Detective, it's a date" \u000a \u000a<> \u000a \u000a[[Go home and get some rest|The second night]] p225 sg29 (lp226 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I34 I47 I6 I353 I0 tp227 (dp228 tp229 Rp230 sg28 g230 sg26 VThe second day, the date accepted p231 sbsa(dp232 g12 I00 sg13 (lp233 I570 aI499 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p234 (dp235 g18 V"No. You're a creepy fucker." \u000a \u000aDouche seems a bit hurt. You don't give a damn. You're Detective Clean. \u000a \u000a<> \u000a \u000a[[Go home and get some rest|The second night]] p236 sg29 (lp237 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I34 I53 I6 I353 I0 tp238 (dp239 tp240 Rp241 sg28 g241 sg26 VThe second day, the date turned down p242 sbsa(dp243 g12 I00 sg13 (lp244 I10 aI639 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p245 (dp246 g18 VYou sleep soundly. \u000a \u000a[[Wake up|The third morning]] p247 sg29 (lp248 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I36 I58 I6 I353 I0 tp249 (dp250 tp251 Rp252 sg28 g252 sg26 VThe second night p253 sbsa(dp254 g12 I01 sg13 (lp255 I150 aI664 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p256 (dp257 g18 VYou are Detective Clean, the most respected and feared crime fighter in Mupuqolis. You are in bed. \u000a \u000a[[Get up|The third morning, out of bed]]. p258 sg29 (lp259 Vbookmark p260 asg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I38 I3 I6 I353 I0 tp261 (dp262 tp263 Rp264 sg28 g264 sg26 VThe third morning p265 sbsa(dp266 g12 I00 sg13 (lp267 I290 aI689 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p268 (dp269 g18 V"Why is it always Monday?", you wonder to yourself ineffectually. \u000a \u000a[[Go Shower|The third morning, in the shower]] p270 sg29 (lp271 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I38 I23 I6 I353 I0 tp272 (dp273 tp274 Rp275 sg28 g275 sg26 VThe third morning, out of bed p276 sbsa(dp277 g12 I00 sg13 (lp278 I430 aI714 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p279 (dp280 g18 VYou stumble about into the shower - \u000a \u000a[[clean yourself|The third morning, in the shower, thinking]] p281 sg29 (lp282 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I38 I36 I6 I353 I0 tp283 (dp284 tp285 Rp286 sg28 g286 sg26 VThe third morning, in the shower p287 sbsa(dp288 g12 I00 sg13 (lp289 I570 aI739 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p290 (dp291 g18 VYou fumble about with some soap. \u000a \u000aSuddenly you remember: Douche, that bloody murderous villain! \u000a \u000aHow could you have forgotten? \u000a \u000a<> \u000aHow on earth did you end up inviting him back to your house? What's wrong with you? You wonder if you're not the city's stupidest detective. \u000a<> \u000a \u000aSuddenly, you snap out of it - you have work to do! \u000a \u000a[[Get out of the shower|The third morning, in the kitchen]] p292 sg29 (lp293 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I38 I55 I6 I353 I0 tp294 (dp295 tp296 Rp297 sg28 g297 sg26 VThe third morning, in the shower, thinking p298 sbsa(dp299 g12 I00 sg13 (lp300 I10 aI904 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p301 (dp302 g18 VGarbage littered over the kitchen. Fuck it: you have a murder case to solve. \u000a \u000a[[Go to work|The third day, at work]] p303 sg29 (lp304 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I41 I8 I6 I353 I0 tp305 (dp306 tp307 Rp308 sg28 g308 sg26 VThe third morning, in the kitchen p309 sbsa(dp310 g12 I00 sg13 (lp311 I150 aI929 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p312 (dp313 g18 V"No hints, leads, anything, yet?" you ask Douche. \u000a \u000a"No sir. Just more paperwork." \u000a \u000aYou look at the large vanilla envelope of forms he's handing you \u000a \u000a"It'll take me all day to fill out these" \u000a \u000a"You're lucky. I'll be at my reports on this case for the next month" \u000a \u000aYou feel a nagging sensation that there's something you meant to do, but you can't figure what it might have been. \u000a \u000a<> \u000a[[Go fill out the forms|The third evening, on a date]] \u000a<> \u000a[[Go fill out the forms|The third evening, alone]] \u000a<> p314 sg29 (lp315 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I41 I46 I6 I353 I0 tp316 (dp317 tp318 Rp319 sg28 g319 sg26 VThe third day, at work p320 sbsa(dp321 g12 I00 sg13 (lp322 I150 aI1729 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p323 (dp324 g18 VYou meet up with Douch outside the office. \u000a \u000a"Thanks for meeting up with me, you're very special you know" \u000a \u000a"Why thank you, Douche." \u000a \u000a"You're such a sweetie, you know that?" \u000a \u000a"I'm soft at heart, it's true." \u000a \u000aYou drive home together. \u000a \u000a[[Drive home|The third evening, at home, in company]] p325 sg29 (lp326 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I44 I59 I6 I353 I0 tp327 (dp328 tp329 Rp330 sg28 g330 sg26 VThe third evening, on a date p331 sbsa(dp332 g12 I00 sg13 (lp333 I290 aI1729 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p334 (dp335 g18 VYou go home, cook some dinner. You feel tired, and ineffectual as a detective. \u000a \u000a[[Get some rest|The third evening, sleeping alone]] p336 sg29 (lp337 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I45 I2 I6 I353 I0 tp338 (dp339 tp340 Rp341 sg28 g341 sg26 VThe third evening, alone p342 sbsa(dp343 g12 I00 sg13 (lp344 I290 aI2529 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p345 (dp346 g18 VYou go to sleep. \u000a \u000aYou never wake up. \u000a \u000aThat's right: murdered in your sleep. The last sensations you recall are those of \u000a \u000a1: a sinking sensation in you bowels \u000a2: a putrid smell \u000a3: a striving for breath \u000a \u000aTHE END p347 sg29 (lp348 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I45 I35 I6 I353 I0 tp349 (dp350 tp351 Rp352 sg28 g352 sg26 VThe third evening, sleeping alone p353 sbsa(dp354 g12 I00 sg13 (lp355 I150 aI2529 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p356 (dp357 g18 VYou arrive in. You feel a bit sweaty and stinky after a day stuck in a hot office with forms, and Douche isn't smelling so pretty eiter. \u000a \u000a"Lets go have a shower", you suggest as tactfully as possible. \u000a \u000a"Sure" \u000a \u000a[[Go have a shower with Douche]] p358 sg29 (lp359 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I47 I50 I6 I353 I0 tp360 (dp361 tp362 Rp363 sg28 g363 sg26 VThe third evening, at home, in company p364 sbsa(dp365 g12 I00 sg13 (lp366 I150 aI3329 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p367 (dp368 g18 VYou two strip off, and step into the shower together. \u000a \u000aNo sooner have you turned on the shower faucet than do you suddenly remember all of the previous mornings' conclusions. \u000a \u000aQuickly, before they have time to react, you twist Douche's arms around their back. \u000a \u000a"You're under arrest for murder most vile, Douche, you Douche." \u000a \u000aAnd he got sent to prison forever and ever and the world was a lovely place from thereon in. \u000a \u000aTHE END p369 sg29 (lp370 sg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I0 I48 I41 I6 I353 I0 tp371 (dp372 tp373 Rp374 sg28 g374 sg26 VGo have a shower with Douche p375 sbsa(dp376 g12 I00 sg13 (lp377 I522 aI973 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p378 (dp379 g18 V.passage .snapback { display: none } p380 sg29 (lp381 Vstylesheet p382 asg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I1 I3 I44 I6 I353 I0 tp383 (dp384 tp385 Rp386 sg28 g386 sg26 Vstylesheet p387 sbsa(dp388 g12 I00 sg13 (lp389 I536 aI1106 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p390 (dp391 g18 VDetective Clean p392 sg29 (lp393 VStoryTitle p394 asg20 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I1 I7 I45 I6 I353 I0 tp395 (dp396 tp397 Rp398 sg28 g398 sg26 VStoryTitle p399 sbsa(dp400 g12 I00 sg13 (lp401 I414 aI1242 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p402 (dp403 S'text' p404 Vby Stephen Lavelle p405 sS'tags' p406 (lp407 VStoryAuthor p408 asS'created' p409 g21 ((I2010 I12 I19 I1 I7 I45 I6 I353 I0 tp410 (dp411 tp412 Rp413 sS'modified' p414 g413 sS'title' p415 VStoryAuthor p416 sbsasS'scale' p417 I1 ss.