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« Reply #2460 on: 22:58:32, 13-07-2007 » |
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« Reply #2461 on: 23:01:27, 13-07-2007 » |
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Was it crunchy?
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« Reply #2462 on: 23:02:30, 13-07-2007 » |
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« Reply #2463 on: 23:06:39, 13-07-2007 » |
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Was it crunchy?
crunchy is not the word... ...by coincidence I have just removed some fluff/stubble/hair from the crust of a Sainsbury's five (or is it six) seed loaf... not mine, indeed seemingly cooked in... |
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« Reply #2464 on: 23:10:19, 13-07-2007 » |
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Was it crunchy?
crunchy is not the word... ...by coincidence I have just removed some fluff/stubble/hair from the crust of a Sainsbury's five (or is it six) seed loaf... not mine, indeed seemingly cooked in... Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! I can't stands no more! What with rat droppings in the peppercorns, mouse droppings in the porridge, crickets in the salad.....now stubble/hair on the bread.......ughhhhhhhhhh<sicklygreensmiley> |
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« Reply #2465 on: 23:12:30, 13-07-2007 » |
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the droppings in the porridge weren't mine... honest but I plead guilty to the rest  |
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« Reply #2466 on: 23:12:56, 13-07-2007 » |
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Was it crunchy?
crunchy is not the word... ...by coincidence I have just removed some fluff/stubble/hair from the crust of a Sainsbury's five (or is it six) seed loaf... not mine, indeed seemingly cooked in... YUK!!! Take it back and show them! Or send it to Headquarters - you'll probably be sent generous vouchers. Which supermarket does "refund and replace"? |
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« Reply #2467 on: 23:15:08, 13-07-2007 » |
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I used to know someone who found half a nematode worm in a well known fast food outlets fishburger...
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« Reply #2468 on: 23:21:10, 13-07-2007 » |
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Worms now! That's it I'm going on that diet where you're supposed to be able to survive on just fresh air and water. Seriously.....I read an article the other week where some guy in France swears blind he's eaten absolutely nothing for years and is as fit as a fiddle, energetic, the lot. He says it's all in the mind....mind control. <eeriespookysmiley> |
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« Reply #2469 on: 23:22:58, 13-07-2007 » |
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There's also a nutty woman in the US who claims she eats nothing (except when she's on planes etc.)
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« Reply #2470 on: 23:25:50, 13-07-2007 » |
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There's also a nutty woman in the US who claims she eats nothing (except when she's on planes etc.)
Totally barking...
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« Reply #2471 on: 23:30:49, 13-07-2007 » |
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i don't believe so, I think she's just balmy!
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« Reply #2472 on: 23:35:04, 13-07-2007 » |
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I used to know someone who found half a nematode worm in a well known fast food outlets fishburger...
Yikes! Does that mean that the other half is still at large somewhere? I'm going to have to check the entire fridge now, aren't I? [P.S. 'Fishburgers'?] |
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« Reply #2473 on: 00:03:08, 14-07-2007 » |
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I used to know someone who found half a nematode worm in a well known fast food outlets fishburger...
Yikes! Does that mean that the other half is still at large somewhere? I'm going to have to check the entire fridge now, aren't I? [P.S. 'Fishburgers'?] Refugee from the Funny Ha-Ha Room What's worse than finding a maggot in an apple? Finding half a maggot in an apple! Boom-boom! (Courtesy of the Beano c 1969) |
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« Reply #2474 on: 00:13:12, 14-07-2007 » |
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Ah, no, I believe the other half was in the half she'd eaten. Yuck!
And on that happy note, I have to go to sleep now as I'm very tired!
Goodnight all...
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