Sydney Grew
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To-day we present an extract from Rhoda Broughton's 1902 novel Lavinia, a work which we at least find more entertaining than anything of Austen or Eliot (can there be any one who has actually enjoyed the nevertheless so influential Chapter Forty-Two of Daniel Deronda from beginning to end?):
"That is unanswerable," says Lavinia, blushing even before the children at this new instance of Féodorovna's monstrous candour; adding, in a not particularly elate key, as her glance takes in a recherché object nearing their little group across the white grass of the still wintry glebe, "Why, here is Féo!"
"They told me your mother was out," says the visitor, as if this were a sufficient explanation for her appearance.
The children greet her with the hospitable warmth which nature and training dictate towards any guest, qua guest, but without the exuberant, confident joy with which they always receive Lavinia. However, they repeat the tale of General Forestier Walker's crime and fate, and add, as peculiarly interesting to their hearer, the name of the presiding judge.
Féodorovna listens with an absence of mind and eye which she does not attempt to disguise.
"I was coming on to you," she says, addressing Lavinia, and turning away with an expression of boredom from her polite little hosts. "I should have asked you to give me luncheon, but since I find you here, it does as well."
Neither in voice nor manner is there any trace of the resentment that Miss Carew is guiltily feeling. Féodorovna never resents. Too well with herself often to perceive a slight, and too self-centred to remember it, Lavinia realizes with relief that all recollection of the peril Miss Prince's shoulders had run at Sir George's all-but ejecting hands has slidden from that fair creature's memory.
"I went to London yesterday," she says, turning her back upon the cocks and hens, and their young patrons, as unworthy to be her audience.
"We saw you drive past," says Phillida, innocently; "you went by the 11.30 train. We were not looking out for you; we were watching Lavy and Rupert. From mother's bedroom we can see right into their garden."
"Can you, indeed?" interposes the voice of Mrs. Darcy, who has come upon the little group unperceived by the short cut from the village. "I am glad you told me, as I shall try for the future to find some better employment for your eyes."
Her voice is quite quiet, and not in the least raised; but the children know that she is annoyed, and so does Lavinia, who, with a flushed cheek and an inward spasm of misgiving, is trying to reconstruct her own and her fiancé's reciprocal attitudes at eleven o'clock of yesterday's forenoon. To them all for once Féodorovna's unconscious and preoccupied egotism brings relief.
"I was telling Lavinia that I went to London yesterday."
"For the day? to buy chiffons? I suppose I shall have to reclothe this ragged regiment soon," looking round ruefully at her still somewhat abashed offspring, and avoiding her friend's eye.
"Chiffons! oh no!" a little contemptuously. "I went up to see the Director-General of the Army Medical Department."
"Indeed! Is he a friend of yours?"
"Oh dear no; I went on business."
"To offer your services as a nurse, I suppose?" replies Mrs. Darcy, as if suggesting an amusing absurdity, and unable to refrain from stealing a look at Lavinia, while her own face sparkles with mischievous mirth.
"Exactly," replies Féodorovna, with her baffling literalness. "I sent up my name, and he saw me almost at once." She pauses.
"And you made your proposal?"
"Yes."
"He accepted it?"
Féodorovna's pale eyes have been meeting those of her interlocutor. They continue to do so, without any shade of confusion or mortification.
"No; he refused it point-blank."
As any possible comment must take the form of an admiring ejaculation addressed to the medical officer in question, Susan bites her lips to ensure her own silence.
"He put me through a perfect catechism of questions," continues Miss Prince, with perfect equanimity. "Had I had any professional training?"
"You haven't, have you?"
"I answered that I hadn't, but that I could very easily acquire some."
"And he?"
"Oh, he smiled, and asked me if I had any natural aptitude."
"Yes?"
"I answered, `None, but that no doubt it would come.'"
The corners of Mrs. Darcy's mouth have got so entirely beyond her control that she can only turn one imploring appeal for help to Lavinia, who advances to the rescue.
"And then?" she asks, with praiseworthy gravity.
"Oh, then he shrugged his shoulders and answered drily, 'I have had three thousand applications from ladies, from duchesses to washerwomen, which I have been obliged to refuse. I am afraid that I must make yours the three thousand and first;' and so he bowed me out."
She ends, her pink self-complacency unimpaired, and both the other women look at her in a wonder not untouched with admiration. Neither of them succeeds in making vocal any expression of regret.
"It is one more instance of the red tapeism that reigns in every department of our military administration," says Miss Prince, not missing the lacking sympathy, and with an accent of melancholy superiority. "Next time I shall know better than to ask for any official recognition." After a slight pause, "It is a bitter disappointment, of course; more acute to me naturally than it could be to any one else."
With this not obscure intimation of the end she had had in view in tendering her services to the troops in South Africa, Féodorovna departs. The two depositaries of her confidence look at each other with faces of unbridled mirth as soon as her long back is turned; but there is more of humorous geniality and less of impartial disgust in the matron's than the maid's.
"Poor thing! I wonder what it feels like to be so great a fool as that!" said Mrs. Darcy, with a sort of lenient curiosity. "I declare that I should like to try for the hundredth part of a minute!"
"She meant to nurse him!" ejaculates Lavinia, with a pregnant smile. "Poor man! If he knew what he had escaped!"
"And now, what next?" asks Susan, spreading out her delicate, hardworking hands, and shaking her head.
"'What next?' as the tadpole said when his tail dropped off!" cries Daphne, pertly - a remark which, calling their parent's attention to the edified and cock-eared interest of her innocents, leads to their instant dispersal and flight over the place towards the pre-luncheon wash-pot, which they hoped to have indefinitely postponed.
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