Apologies for prolonging Mr Grew's little off-topic diversion. I'm as interested as anyone by the revelations of Madame Ena, although I'd be fascinated to know whether this is their première publication or whether she has taken time out from the Rovers Return to unveil them hitherto in any of the North-West of England's numerous scholarly journals.
No need for apologies Mr Tin - although I've been around here for only a short time, it's long enough for me to appreciate the wisdom, wit and (indeed)
relevance (even if somewhat ephemeral in its outward appearance) of Mr Grew's
gorgeous contributions. (Do you happen to know, Mr Tin, whether he gives English lessons - if he does I might prevail upon his
savoir-faire in the future [assuming, of course, he is not averse to coaching an old, crotchety street-wise bully of a women like me!]).
Unfortunately, I cannot in all honesty claim that
all the ideas I advanced here constitute what you term a 'première publication'. But those that have previously appeared were never published in any outlet stemming from the North-West of England! They were (in various reconstituted forms) published in various outlets stemming from the South of England, together with the west coast of the USA. Beyond that, my lips are sealed.