- Weren't you gone for a while there, Ollie?
- Yep. Indeed I was.
- And didn't you send off a message at something past 7 in the morning your time before you slipped away?
- I tend not to remember what I've done at something past 7 in the morning regardless of from which direction I experience the said time of day.
- Now I seem to remember another time when you disappeared for a while after an early morning message.
- Oh. That.
- Yes. That.
- That.
- That time you went shopping, did not you?
- I can hardly deny it...
- Well, you could.
- OK. No I didn't!
- Yes, you did.
- Yes, I did.
- And this time? Have you been shopping for instruments again?
- No, actually.
- No?
- No.
- ...ah. One instrument then?
- Got me there. Yes.
- And what have we got this time?
- "We seem to have the devil's own luck."
- That's enough Britten For All Occasions. Out with it. Picture please.
- Oh dear. You didn't get both of them?
- No, that's front and back views of the same thing.
- And what is it?
- It's a basson di chalumeau.
- Used for what?
- Continuo parts in a few Viennese operas at the beginning of the eighteenth century.
- Apart from that, much been written for it?
- Nothing whatsoever.
- Right. Well. As long as you're sure.
- Oh, I'm sure all right.
- Yes. We know.