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Some probably rescuing the swimming Rhinemaidens from the ill-fated Solti/Hall Ring at Bayreuth: the more insane amongst then, meanwhile, were possibly helping unload a barge for Puccini, under the cloak of darkness.
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« Reply #1576 on: 23:58:35, 23-12-2007 » |
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My feller reckons that the only thing more exciting than Christmas Post is Post Christmas.
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« Reply #1577 on: 08:21:33, 24-12-2007 » |
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For the sake of clarity please PRINT data in the same order as displayed within.
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We pass this way but once. This is not a rehearsal!
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« Reply #1578 on: 10:12:05, 24-12-2007 » |
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Sainsburys had empty checkouts at 9am this morning.
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« Reply #1579 on: 10:19:21, 24-12-2007 » |
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Sainsburys had empty checkouts at 9am this morning.
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« Reply #1580 on: 11:50:35, 24-12-2007 » |
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Dear Il Grande Inquisitor, What is that curious "thing" that has appeared on the top of your head?...  It doesn't immediately appear in any way to be "Christian"! Baz |
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« Reply #1581 on: 12:00:29, 24-12-2007 » |
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Probably the same person I overheard on a Thameslink train telling someone she was on her way to "St Pancreas".
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« Reply #1582 on: 12:13:32, 24-12-2007 » |
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Probably the same person I overheard on a Thameslink train telling someone she was on her way to "St Pancreas".
I met her once too! At Charing Cross she asked me where to find the "Ladies" loo. I told her to take the southbound Northern Line and alight at the second station where she would find them in abundance. Baz |
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« Reply #1584 on: 03:41:35, 28-12-2007 » |
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The entirety of my cultural experience is limited to watching Walt Disney's Love Bug films. Does that make me a herbivore?
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A large, unfamiliar-looking car pulled up near the school gates in Solihull (just south of Birmingham). The driver called out to a schoolfriend in an unmistakeable American drawl, "Say, can you tell us the way to Cornwall?". My friend pondered this for a moment and eventually replied, "A mile or so down the road, there's a place called Knowle: you'd better ask again there".
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« Reply #1586 on: 12:30:52, 28-12-2007 » |
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Tourist guide to American tourist: "What you are now looking at is called Big Ben."
American tourist to tourist guide: "Is that the right time?"
Tourist guide: "Big Ben is accurate to within 1 second per year!"
American tourist (in astonishment): "Cor! Fancy that - an' it ain't even Swiss!"
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« Reply #1587 on: 12:37:30, 28-12-2007 » |
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A man in a car stops at a junction as he is lost and sees a sign saying 'Loch Lomond' on two different sign posts.
He asks a man standing at the junction, 'Does it matter which road I take for Loch Lomond?' to which he replies 'Not to me it don't.'
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« Reply #1588 on: 12:46:53, 28-12-2007 » |
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A man in a car stops at a junction as he is lost and sees a sign saying 'Loch Lomond' on two different sign posts. He asks a man standing at the junction, 'Does it matter which road I take for Loch Lomond?' to which he replies 'Not to me it don't.'  A "Salut d'amour"? Baz  |
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« Reply #1589 on: 12:52:41, 28-12-2007 » |
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We gave her a fluffy catnip ball. She looked at it suspiciously for a moment, sniffed it, then sat on it.
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