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« Reply #1980 on: 15:57:36, 28-05-2008 » |
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I know that there are all sorts of uses for papier mache but I would never have thought of that.
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« Reply #1981 on: 16:09:25, 28-05-2008 » |
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If he insists on wearing such shirts he should consider the effect when the tea is served. What a mess.
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« Reply #1982 on: 16:16:27, 28-05-2008 » |
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Would you just turn around for a moment? Some people need to come past and you're blocking the whole alley.
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"Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights do make a left." - Rohan Candappa
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« Reply #1983 on: 16:20:34, 28-05-2008 » |
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I had three grapes in a row then the machine jammed.
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« Reply #1984 on: 16:24:05, 28-05-2008 » |
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So I said to him "I don't care what you think, this definitely isn't Chichester" but before he could reply a coconut fell on his head.
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« Reply #1985 on: 16:29:57, 28-05-2008 » |
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You said the yellow button, you did , you did. It really isn't my fault if the picture fell off the wall when I pressed it.
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« Reply #1986 on: 16:34:09, 28-05-2008 » |
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I suppose we all knew that the game was up when she insisted on taking the cheeseplant with her. Wasn't much we could do after that.
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« Reply #1987 on: 16:37:15, 28-05-2008 » |
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And when the American maths teacher loudly insisted to the class "Two negatives make a positive - but there aint no way on God's earth that two positives can ever make a negative" a cynical voice from the back of the classroom piped up "Yeah yeah!!".
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« Reply #1988 on: 17:05:37, 28-05-2008 » |
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So what's your preoblem with Niel Immelman ?
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« Reply #1989 on: 17:11:56, 28-05-2008 » |
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The answer must always be Cyril Smith, Ilona Kabos and Maria Curcio.
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« Reply #1990 on: 17:17:53, 28-05-2008 » |
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I find dash of Worcestershire Sauce often helps.
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« Reply #1991 on: 18:33:16, 28-05-2008 » |
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"We can't so that, who'd clear up the mess?"
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Best regards,
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"as the housefly of destiny collides with the windscreen of fate..."
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« Reply #1992 on: 21:13:57, 28-05-2008 » |
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I AM KING KENNYTONE
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« Reply #1993 on: 21:42:17, 28-05-2008 » |
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It's impossible to fillet a hedgehog and the spines just get stuck in your throat.
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We pass this way but once. This is not a rehearsal!
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« Reply #1994 on: 21:43:43, 28-05-2008 » |
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Reply 4 on the Albert Ayler thread surely has to be martle's next avatar ?
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