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Overheard on the Tube yesterday.
'I'm going to a male Burlesque night but I'm not going to wear my glasses. There are some things that you just don't want to see. D'you know what I mean?'
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« Reply #2357 on: 10:35:57, 20-06-2008 » |
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Overheard at the playground last weekend
"You're a dumb-dumb!"
"No, YOU'RE a dumb-dumb!"
"Okay then why don't you get me some gum-gum!"
"What?!"
"From Dollar General!" [a thrift store]
"You're not making any sense!"
"Your FACE doesn't make any sense!"
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« Reply #2358 on: 13:05:01, 20-06-2008 » |
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Why am I always scratching myself?! Like a flippin' monkey!
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« Reply #2359 on: 13:42:51, 20-06-2008 » |
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Please do not feed the primates, they are likely to self-harm or capsize
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« Reply #2360 on: 17:10:09, 20-06-2008 » |
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« Reply #2362 on: 22:32:48, 20-06-2008 » |
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We can get off now.. there's a platform.
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« Reply #2363 on: 00:11:20, 21-06-2008 » |
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« Reply #2364 on: 00:38:53, 21-06-2008 » |
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« Reply #2365 on: 00:31:38, 22-06-2008 » |
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Click me -> About meor me -> my handmade storeNo, I'm not a complete idiot. I'm only a halfwit. In fact I'm actually a catfish. |
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« Reply #2367 on: 10:36:10, 22-06-2008 » |
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« Reply #2368 on: 12:44:29, 22-06-2008 » |
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At every one of these [classical] concerts in England you will find rows of weary people who are there, not because they really like classical music, but because they think they ought to like it. (Shaw, Don Juan in Hell)
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« Reply #2369 on: 15:54:06, 22-06-2008 » |
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