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« Reply #3540 on: 17:30:11, 13-10-2008 »

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« Reply #3541 on: 17:53:35, 13-10-2008 »

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« Reply #3542 on: 18:23:30, 14-10-2008 »

On the pavement near Kensington Olympia, what else should there be (mewonders) but a pumpkin, the size of which threatened to deserve roadwork-barriers.
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« Reply #3543 on: 18:30:47, 14-10-2008 »

Not content with their own tea - they ate my macaroni cheese as well!!!  Cry
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« Reply #3544 on: 22:05:10, 14-10-2008 »

We are an aunty.
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« Reply #3545 on: 23:26:52, 14-10-2008 »

SPLAT!
KAPOW!
THWACK!
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« Reply #3546 on: 23:48:32, 15-10-2008 »

Perhaps one for the not quite so happy room, but then there's nothing that can be said heehee. Clue: It's not me.  Sad
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« Reply #3547 on: 02:46:47, 16-10-2008 »

Who told thee thou wast naked?

Beggin' yer pardon, Sir, but it sort of stands to reason, dunnit? I mean, 'ere I am in the middle of yer actual Garden of Eden, in the buff, freezing these bits off that I 'aven't thought of a name for yet. I mean, all yer animals 'ave got fur, en't they? an' 'ere's yours truly wifout a stitch on!

I tell a lie! Not all yer animals 'ave got fur. Look at snaky over there, all scaly like.

No, I din't mean to tell a lie. I mean, it's like a figure of speech, innit?

Aw, cummon! You can't evick me just fer a slip o' the tongue nah. That ain't fair, is it?
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« Reply #3548 on: 12:04:02, 16-10-2008 »

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« Reply #3549 on: 12:18:11, 16-10-2008 »

It's ok for all those who haven't had to have a root canal this morning!
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« Reply #3550 on: 15:03:17, 16-10-2008 »

wet cat not sit but get hot
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« Reply #3551 on: 08:48:50, 17-10-2008 »

BYSTANDER: You're no fun, Nofun Man!
NOFUN MAN: Egad! He's right! How did this happen?
PARTYPOOPER: Could it have been that meteor strike that you deflected last year in Greenland?
NOFUN MAN: Cripes! It could, but... something's making me think it may be more sinister than that.
PARTYPOOPER: How is this possible?!
NOFUN MAN: I think this could mean that I've been the victim of a retcon... They've transformed me from being a superhero who prevents dangerous outbreaks of fun but then returns home to his playboy lifestyle in which he indulges in extremely controlled amounts of fun, into something... duller. THAT'S IT! I now am No Fun!
PARTYPOOPER: Aw gee. I think you're kind of fun. Sometimes.
NOFUN MAN: But wait!
PARTYPOOPER: But what?
NOFUN MAN: If I have no fun in my life, does this make me a darker more gothic superhero? Or does it make me...
PARTYPOOPER: What? What? What?
NOFUN MAN: A Supervillain [shudders]
[enter FINK]
FINK: Boss! Boss! Boss! Batman's on his way!
NOFUN MAN: Nuts.
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« Reply #3552 on: 12:45:41, 17-10-2008 »

Oi!(?) Where's ma piccy?(!)
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« Reply #3553 on: 23:23:31, 17-10-2008 »

And now for Act 3.










WOOF.
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« Reply #3554 on: 00:43:57, 18-10-2008 »

It's..................













the End Of The World Show!!!!!
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