It was bunged up with SLUGS
Doesn't your Nige have a recipe for them, Mort?
MJ, the Slater approach is to jump up and down on them while thinking of George Bush
Or so he says. I might not like the buglers but I couldn't go that far. Bush is another matter though ...
Richard, I see that you are still aggrieved about those fishcakes
Attention all South Walian gardeners, A new species of worm eating slugs are chomping their way through your veggies and worms
Selenochlamys Ysbryda, or ghost slug (this is the first time a slug has been honoured with a Welsh name btw)
Creatures of this type are more usually found in Turkey and Georgia.
The origin of the ghost slug, and its route into Britain, is completely unknown, and specimens have not been seen in Europe before this was discovered in Cardiff last year.
Another was was spotted in nearby Caerphilly. (Well, knowing Caerphilly that is no surprise to be honest)
Unlike most slugs, the ghost slug is carnivorous and kills earthworms at night with powerful, blade-like teeth, sucking them in like spaghetti. <shriek>
It has no eyes or bodily colouring and lives underground.
"The Ghost Slug belongs to an obscure and almost unpronounceable group of slugs - the Trigonochlamydidae," said Ben Rowson, a biologist at National Museum Cardiff.
The slug's teeth are about half a mm long and blade-like
"We had to thumb through lots of old publications in Russian and German to find anything like them - but then discovered they were something entirely new."