fascanating: adj descriptive of the fascination to be derived from a deliberately poorly-conceived scansion, as in (e.g.)

There once was a man from Japan
Who wrote verses that never would scan.
When asked why that was
He said "It's because
I always try to cram as many words into the last line as I possibly can"

homosexualist n one who believes that the number six remains the same no matter how many times it is multiplied or divided.

homosexualist school a place of higher learning where one spends up to three years learning exactly how the number six remains the same no matter how many times it is multiplied or divided.

Let's see what usage examples our good old OED can give:

1931 A. EILOART tr. Heyer's Hypnosis xiii. 204
It should be considered that a homosexualist thus suggestively transformed for weeks or even months, marries..within that time.

1933 H. WILLIAMSON Gold Falcon i. 19
His book..proving..that Hamlet should be played as a homosexualist in vain love with Horatio had just been published.

1961 Innocent Moon v. 100
Even Jesus.. according to Nordau..was a homosexualist and should have been locked up.

1971 Southerly XXXI. 84
He consigned me to the lavatory-cleaning brigade together with a group of homosexualists.

What lofty fellows you associate with, Mr. Grew!

Oh, I've only just realised what that meant!

I actually thought Mort was just talking about some sort of herb or something I'd never heard of. <doh>

3. A non-U description of the spillage caused by having too many cold showers before eating porridge.

Strange transformation whereby a mouse enters a toilet and emerges some time later dressed as a bear.

Podged, Blootered, and Needleblip:

1. A firm of solicitors specialising in claims associated with R3OK.

2. colloq. A term to refer to the 3 moderators of R3OK, who save you from having to resort to aforementioned solicitors.

N.B. It is unclear which name is to be attributed to which moderator.

Tommo