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Morticia
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« on: 22:58:50, 20-12-2007 »
It happens to us all. Our ears  get bored and decide to entertain themselves by delivering messages to us like .....

"The collagen hills of the British troups".

The reality?

 "The courage and skill of the British troops".  As heard on Newsnight tonight. Embarrassed

Next volunteer .....?
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oliver sudden
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« Reply #1 on: 23:02:54, 20-12-2007 »
"The buffet car is now open, serving a collection of hot and cold drinks and live sex."

I BEG your pardon?!?!

Oh, yes. Must have been that.

"...light snacks."

 Undecided
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Morticia
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« Reply #2 on: 23:05:44, 20-12-2007 »
Ollie

BIG SNORK just heard in Norf Lunnun!  Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: 23:22:10, 20-12-2007 »
Forget her name, but the lady with Dermot Monaghan this morning was referring to parking fines and said 'farting p....' and stopped, blushed, laughed  Cheesy

Sorry, that wasn't misheard, it WAS heard.

Thread spolier Tongue
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« Reply #4 on: 23:28:16, 20-12-2007 »
John, bless her! A Spooner gal  Cheesy Cheesy I`ll never look at pines in the same way again ....
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« Reply #5 on: 23:32:07, 20-12-2007 »
Quote from: John W on 23:22:10, 20-12-2007
the lady with Dermot Monaghan this morning was referring to parking fines and said 'farting p....' and stopped, blushed, laughed  Cheesy
... a bit like the famous incident of the TV continuity announcer introducing "a film by Alfred Hitchcack ... I mean cock ... NO, I mean CACK!!!"
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« Reply #6 on: 23:33:57, 20-12-2007 »
Back on topic, I mishear things so often I wouldn't know where to begin. I did overhear two women having a conversation at London Bridge on Saturday, but I can't work out if I misheard this or if it's what she really said:

'Nicola's got mine but she'll forget to bring it, she's a bit anaemic.'

 Huh
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« Reply #7 on: 02:13:26, 21-12-2007 »
Send three and fourpence! We are going to a dance! Huh
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