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« on: 19:52:51, 27-02-2008 » |
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Are you a musician?
Do you live in Essex?
A car driver?
Fed up with your usual breakdown service?
Then we can help!
Contact Pitsea Car Tow. We'll get you to your destination - all our tow services have strings attached!
Special rates for violinists.
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Ron Dough
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« Reply #1 on: 21:12:21, 27-02-2008 » |
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Moved House?
Piano too big for your new room?
Contact Black and White Key Cutting Services - we can even do it in a flat.
Call us now on.......
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Ron Dough
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« Reply #2 on: 21:29:22, 27-02-2008 » |
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Composer, 46,
w.l.t.m. 999 others for symphonic collaboration.
Own baton. GSOH.
Please contact: GM, Vienna.
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Reiner Torheit
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« Reply #3 on: 22:13:20, 27-02-2008 » |
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Established String Quartet seeks two violinists and a cellist.
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"I was, for several months, mutely in love with a coloratura soprano, who seemed to me to have wafted straight from Paradise to the stage of the Odessa Opera-House"
- Leon Trotsky, "My Life"
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Ron Dough
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« Reply #4 on: 22:51:51, 27-02-2008 » |
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Apprentice wanted.
Good head for heights, surefootedness, ability to swim and own water supply an advantage.
Contact Grimes, The Borough
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Reiner Torheit
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« Reply #5 on: 23:05:08, 27-02-2008 » |
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"I was, for several months, mutely in love with a coloratura soprano, who seemed to me to have wafted straight from Paradise to the stage of the Odessa Opera-House"
- Leon Trotsky, "My Life"
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Ron Dough
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« Reply #6 on: 23:22:31, 27-02-2008 » |
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Accept no substitute!Efficacious love potion available at reasonable prices. Contact Il.ore@Dulcamara.com
Where testimonies may also be found from A., N., T. & I. (the latter two, sadly, now deceased)
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LeTombeauDeCooperman
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« Reply #7 on: 09:17:45, 28-02-2008 » |
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Start your Day with a Smile! With new, healthly “Florida Sweet” (prop. F Delius) – the ideal breakfast drink. See what our satisfied customers say: “I love it – every pack contains three oranges” (S. Prokofiev) “Now with added secret ingredient – a Miraculous Mandarin” (B. Bartok) |
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Ron Dough
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« Reply #8 on: 16:33:47, 28-02-2008 » |
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Graffiti Removal Operative Required
Please apply to:
The Royal Court,
Babylon.
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Ted Ryder
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« Reply #9 on: 19:08:27, 28-02-2008 » |
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Exquisite jewels of rare worth. Made by a master-craftsman devoted to his art.
Apply:- Cardillac, Paris.
(Returns accepted)
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I've got to get down to Sidcup.
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Reiner Torheit
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« Reply #10 on: 19:19:32, 28-02-2008 » |
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TOWN & COUNTRY PLANNING ACT (1877)
Application is made hereunto with reference to the provisions of the Act pertaining in the State Of Nevada (dependent on relevant local bylaws) for the following works to be undertaken. (Architect's Plans having been lodged with the Planning Department 40 days prior in accordance with regulations):
Construction of the City Of Mahagonny
Applicant: Frau Begbick
Developer: Trinity Moses
Architect: Alaska Wolf Joe
Applicable Law: None whatsoever
For the purpose of: Drinking, Gambling, Prize-Fighting, Whoring, Lynching, Distilling Illicit Liquor, and Sundry Other Vice.
All persons wishing to raise any objection to these plans should pass a bribe of suitable amount to the Town Clerk's office before noon on Saturday inst.
Signed: Fatty (Town Clerk)
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"I was, for several months, mutely in love with a coloratura soprano, who seemed to me to have wafted straight from Paradise to the stage of the Odessa Opera-House"
- Leon Trotsky, "My Life"
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Ron Dough
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« Reply #11 on: 20:18:51, 28-02-2008 » |
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DD
Of course I still loves ya. Just felt you needed a little lesson....
Uncle Joe
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LeTombeauDeCooperman
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« Reply #12 on: 20:44:11, 28-02-2008 » |
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Messaien's Guided London Walks This weekend treat yourself to something different by joining our Barbican-themed London Walk. We start with an "at home" coffee morning hosted by the Barbican's Managing Director and his charming wife and then it's on our way to this historic London landmark, ending with a tour of the props room. So book early if you want to go from the Kenyons' to the Stores! Next weekend: Birdcage Walk |
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thompson1780
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« Reply #13 on: 21:10:33, 28-02-2008 » |
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Violent Document Reviewers - Do you have a prejudice against the 19th letter of the alphabet? And are you unhappy that there isn't enough Caveman grunting when you shoot them out of your documents? Well, you need
S-ist Gun ug
(patent pending, J.S. Bach)
Tommo
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Made by Thompson & son, at the Violin & c. the West end of St. Paul's Churchyard, LONDON
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thompson1780
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« Reply #14 on: 21:11:25, 28-02-2008 » |
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Still lamenting Lazarus, but have dusty Brie? Call
Cheeses Swept
Tommo
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Made by Thompson & son, at the Violin & c. the West end of St. Paul's Churchyard, LONDON
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