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martle
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« on: 19:40:12, 15-06-2008 »
When you're in a good mood and liable to laugh at funny posts, try to avoid having a mouthful of beer tea when reading them.  Embarrassed
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Turfan Fragment
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« Reply #1 on: 20:14:06, 15-06-2008 »
Don't follow a donut breakfast with a pizza-and-donut lunch. That can cause severe doldrums!

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Appreciate poetry. Make fun of other peoples' spelling errors. Be a pedant. Go ahead!
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MabelJane
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When in doubt, wash.
« Reply #2 on: 20:26:10, 15-06-2008 »
Don't look at your watch when you're holding an open pot of paint in that hand...  Roll Eyes

I have my darkest suspicions that the person who asked me the time knew what would happen!

I could have posted this on the Embarrassing Moments thread I suppose but it was more hysterically funny than embarrassing!
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martle
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« Reply #3 on: 21:42:57, 15-06-2008 »
Always, always trust Ron.
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« Reply #4 on: 00:37:28, 16-06-2008 »
Never place a piece of paper with the word "urgent" on it into a photocopier or scanner - this word causes the machinery to malfunction and the "call technician" red light to come on.

Annoying warning lights on the dashboard of your car can be covered-over with black insulation tape to stop them bothering you while driving.  You can look into them later when you've stopped and turned the engine off safely.
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« Reply #5 on: 09:18:15, 16-06-2008 »
Never assume that because it's a short journey you can wait to use the bathroom when you get home.  Other traffic is subconsciously drawn to such thoughts and liable to stop.
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« Reply #6 on: 09:28:42, 16-06-2008 »

Always take an umbrella if sunshine is forecast.
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« Reply #7 on: 11:22:33, 16-06-2008 »
Quote from: A on 09:28:42, 16-06-2008

Always take an umbrella if sunshine is forecast.

Well, it is a device developed to protect one from the sun's rays, after all.
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« Reply #8 on: 19:00:29, 16-06-2008 »
Quote from: Bryn on 11:22:33, 16-06-2008
Quote from: A on 09:28:42, 16-06-2008

Always take an umbrella if sunshine is forecast.

Well, it is a device developed to protect one from the sun's rays, after all.
Always take a parasol if rain is forecast.
Always take a parapluie if sunshine is forecast.
Thabedder??!
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« Reply #9 on: 22:20:32, 26-06-2008 »
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, plant Dahlias (slug and snail delicacy) near Euphorbia (slug and snail hidey place).

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