I just came across this comment on a blog about one-sided (telephone) conversations:
Another example of one-sided conversations is Beethoven's conversation books, which consist of notebooks in which people talking with Beethoven after he became deaf would write what they wanted to say to him. Beethoven would conduct his side of the conversation vocally. We have to infer Beethoven's responses where we can. Of course, we would have preferred to have Beethoven's side of the conversation in writing.
One of the most notorious entries in the conversation books is something like: "I'm going on a trip. While I'm away, would you like to sleep with my wife?" Beethoven's answer seems to have been "Yes," but we can't be sure this wasn't a joke.
Is this true? Do these "conversation" books really exist?