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LeTombeauDeCooperman
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« on: 13:24:17, 11-10-2008 »
With the build-up to Christmas now starting in August, now is the time to visit the Radio 3 on-line shop to buy your Christmas crackers.

There'll be even more turkeys for your Christmas dinner with jokes like these:

Q: What do you call a system of rule by parrots?
A: A pollygarchy

Q: What do you call a dapper King of Scotland?
A: Robert the Spruce

Q; What is the favourite coronation anthem of animal lovers?
A: Zadoc the Beast

Q: Why are nouns like an invite to a Roger Wright dinner party?
A: Both are declined

So hurry while stocks last - and while you're there why not visit our footwear department, where spats are currently all the rage!
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« Reply #1 on: 14:20:02, 11-10-2008 »
Last time I was home for Christmas, Mum said we wouldn't be having turkey, as there was too much grease. However, we all enjoyed one of the old Roger Moore / James Bond movies with a really good ham.
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« Reply #2 on: 14:55:56, 11-10-2008 »
Or:

If someone drops the turkey at Christmas, what are the results for the world?

Answer: The downfall of Turkey, the overthrow of Greece, and the destruction of China.

(Foulsham's New Fun Book, circa 1950 Grin)
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