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« Reply #3555 on: 21:58:00, 01-11-2007 » |
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Thanks MabelJane, alas there is no room at the inn or, more accurately, hospice. It makes me so mad. Management are quite happy to trumpet about how integrated complementary therapies are with conventional treatment, but the reality is we are given no support and just generally shunted around.  |
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« Reply #3556 on: 22:00:26, 01-11-2007 » |
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Oh Mort, What a sorry tale  I have chocolate and am willing to share ......... Pass us that hazelnut cluster then and you can keep ALL the coffee cremes  |
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« Reply #3557 on: 22:17:02, 01-11-2007 » |
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Oh Mort, What a sorry tale I have chocolate and am willing to share ......... Pass us that hazelnut cluster then and you can keep ALL the coffee cremes I'll raise you a Viennese Truffel for a Turkish Delight  |
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« Reply #3558 on: 22:30:47, 01-11-2007 » |
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I play my Turkish Delight close to my chest, but how about a Chocolate Ginger?
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« Reply #3559 on: 22:32:24, 01-11-2007 » |
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« Reply #3560 on: 22:40:04, 01-11-2007 » |
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I play my Turkish Delight close to my chest, but how about a Chocolate Ginger?
Mort you know my, and our grandmother's weakness for chocolate ginger! Is this the time to disclose the history of bikes in the Parish of Barnes in our family?  |
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« Reply #3561 on: 22:52:19, 01-11-2007 » |
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Dear Sister, might you wish to re--phrase your last contribution? Lord forbid a slur should be cast on the Pennyfarthings of Barnes. As you are well aware, never at any time, was it seemly to consume chocolate gingers while perambulating. Of such things are scandals made!
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« Reply #3562 on: 23:10:19, 01-11-2007 » |
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Sorry Mort, and Father Bernadette has also mailed me to deny all knowledge of any such bicycle in Barnes. Well, there there, and as he says 'That is a Fact and is Indisupted' No answer to that is there?
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« Reply #3563 on: 23:16:29, 01-11-2007 » |
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I knew those Newberry Fruits would do the trick.
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« Reply #3564 on: 23:20:20, 01-11-2007 » |
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Newberry Fruits Mort?
See me after Confession in the misty cloisters but wearing a disguise
cackle, cackle
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« Reply #3565 on: 19:34:51, 02-11-2007 » |
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There appear to be bombs and guns outside my house, but as far as I know they are only fireworks.
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« Reply #3566 on: 19:55:36, 02-11-2007 » |
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Strange you should mention that, Mary. In the last few minutes the fireworks have taken to the air here. Sigh. The cats are under the table and I may join them.
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« Reply #3567 on: 20:08:12, 02-11-2007 » |
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Ho MorticiaaaAAA(octave leap). Your chat about various goodies in the sweet line is all very well. But, think of your friend S'wave and leap on your milkiest white steed to hi north to tend his damaged soul. Damaged by the considerable number of dreaded "trick or treat" children who invaded the grounds of Soundwave Towers at various times on the 31st. You may say - "you should have expected them". Haa! But not so many, I tell you, in groups of 2,3,4 and 5. The awful "t or t" has seeped out of the towns and cities and is infesting the rural peace at an alarming rate. Fortunately, as a precaution, I had laid in a good supply of small packs of chocolates and toffees and these saved the hallowed property from any "tricks". The awful aspect of their costumes, particularly the midget children, still flashes before the orbs and I have, obviously reluctantly, taken to drinking a modicum of malt. The nerves are, at last, ceasing to jangle and sleep may be mine later on tonight.
Next, of course, fireworks. I do have some Lesbian Marsupials standing by to deal with any local village lads who might get out of hand but I am reluctant to expose them to some of the rural bad language that is becoming prevalent these days.
I hope all is well with you, dear MorticiaaaAAAAAA(^) and that you did not have t or t problems. Go easy on the sugar and chocolate or you might have the recently formed Obesity Police calling on you if you are 2 or 3 ounces overweight.
Hugs from,
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« Reply #3568 on: 21:21:27, 02-11-2007 » |
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Ho S`waaaaave!
This is not the time to beat about the bush, or even the Lesbian Raspberry canes. You must get Big Ron the Berserker involved to act as `bouncer` for midget ghouls in the future and the possibility of stray Catherine Wheels whizzing up your plus fours. SHRIEK!!!
I was not pestered by demands for Gummy Bears on Halloween, maybe due to the fact that I have a half size broomstick in my porch window (no really, this is true!). There is also the matter of an electrified fence and a trench outside the gate but that is merely an amusing architectural feature . As is the portcullis.
Keep hold of the malt and your pith helmet. May your five lawns flourish.
May your belfrey be free of bats.
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« Reply #3569 on: 22:18:11, 02-11-2007 » |
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S'wave, Mort, You have given me a big fat grin.  |
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