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« Reply #6405 on: 10:05:52, 25-06-2008 » |
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Hows it going thern Ruby2? Hope your brain is ok after doing all of that!! I PM you a joke if you like!!!
Oh it's not really going at all - thanks for asking bbm. I'm meant to be reading through a ton of alternative material we're potentially adapting but it's astonishinly boring so I keep doing stuff like this instead, and researching external hard drives. I'm a master of the diversion activity when the need arises.  All jokes welcome. Always  Right. I'm going to read this thing now before I make any more posts. Grrrrrrr... I can't look at it for longer than 3 seconds, it's so boring my head is going to implode.... |
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"Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights do make a left." - Rohan Candappa
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« Reply #6406 on: 10:09:00, 25-06-2008 » |
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Grrrrrrr... I can't look at it for longer than 3 seconds, it's so boring my head is going to implode....
Oh that reminds me... Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all.  |
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« Reply #6407 on: 12:07:04, 25-06-2008 » |
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Did you hear about the Magic Tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field.
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« Reply #6408 on: 13:07:21, 25-06-2008 » |
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Here's one
Hope it goes ok!!
Two Mexican's got lost in a desert.
One said to the other, I see an oasis, he said
The other one said, remember, Pedro, your in a desert. Pedro says, i know, look there is a tree with bacon on it!!
Franco, the other one, said, Pedro you are seeing things!! Pedro said, no, I see it!!
Sure enough, there was one. Abacon tree!! It had all manner pf different kinds of bacon onit,smoked, rashers, etc you name it it had it growing on the tree!!
So they gatherred up renewed strength and raced twoards it. Suddenly, automatic weapon fire was eminating from the bacon tree to the poor Mexicans.
Pedro said,
We ee's........
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Hambush!!!!
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« Reply #6409 on: 15:54:40, 25-06-2008 » |
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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle?
Because the parrots eat 'em all.
Oh dear. I don't get it. Guess I'm off to the Grumpy Old Rant Room. Oh! I'm already here! EDIT: I get it now. We call that acetaminophen |
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« Reply #6410 on: 16:29:09, 25-06-2008 » |
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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle?
Because the parrots eat 'em all.
Oh dear. I don't get it. Guess I'm off to the Grumpy Old Rant Room. Oh! I'm already here! EDIT: I get it now. We call that acetaminophen Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? Because us eat 'em in a fen-nel sauce. Hmm... Coat! Taxi! Quick! |
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« Reply #6411 on: 17:58:13, 25-06-2008 » |
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But surely the last thing you'd want, stuck in the desert and dying with thirst, would be cured meat?
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« Reply #6412 on: 20:32:33, 26-06-2008 » |
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Having that special R4 messageboarders meet-up tomorrow (with one who's travelled from sunny California!) but judging by the rain today and similar forecast for tomorrow we'll be stuck indoors. We were hoping to take the kids to the park first to burn up some energy. Better pack a big bag of games to keep them all occupied - bored children are never a good idea! |
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Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative.
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« Reply #6413 on: 21:09:02, 26-06-2008 » |
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You might be lucky MJ, the forecast for tomorrow is better than today, though there's still some rain around. It's pretty wet here in Brum at the moment.
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« Reply #6414 on: 06:41:50, 27-06-2008 » |
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But surely the last thing you'd want, stuck in the desert and dying with thirst, would be cured meat?
Just go with the flow increpatio!!! |
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« Reply #6415 on: 18:41:11, 27-06-2008 » |
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My first rant in some while, I think. So the last couple of days have been the first 'free' ones for me for weeks - free, that is, of stultifying university work and thus an opportunity to do some sustained composing. Bang on cue, 1) Next door decides Wednesday was the day to start his extensive DIY work and decorating. Yes, we're talking hammers. 2) The water people decide the same day would be just perfect to start doing the work they should have done last year, connecting my supply to the new mains, but didn't (or forgot to) and that they came to put right a couple of months ago, but didn't because they couldn't figure out where the supply went, and are now, finally with the bit between their teeth, making a total pig's ear out of. Yes, we're talking pile drivers, steam hammers, pneumatic drills, the works.  |
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« Reply #6416 on: 18:44:46, 27-06-2008 » |
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Just study the rhythms, marty, you might just come up with a really interesting pattern.....
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« Reply #6417 on: 18:50:02, 27-06-2008 » |
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I somehow doubt that, Ron. But in any case, I've got all the rhythms I noted down from the previous two occasions to use first...  |
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« Reply #6418 on: 19:27:11, 27-06-2008 » |
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I'm so sorry to hear it, Martle.
Whenever I settle down to compose, my wife calls me and tells me to change a diaper nappie to you Brits.
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« Reply #6419 on: 23:45:32, 27-06-2008 » |
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Brendel's last London recital tonight. It was _______. So, what am I doing in here? There was a 'female dog' on the stairs afterwards, walking rather slowly - not disabled - just a bit too sedate. I might have been outside the world enough to lightly and accidentally knock my leg against her bag once or twice, but she looked round, presumably had the poop scared out of her, turned to her companion and said, quite audibly: "You'd better let him past you, otherwise he might push you over." Both then had a bit of a chuckle. Nothing could have brought me back to Earth more abruptly. The paranoid, stereotyping ......... got a dirty look for that, I can tell you. And after such an unspeakably good concert. 
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