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Alison! You there? Look at your personal messages....quick! Hot tip required for this afternoon please if poss. x
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We pass this way but once. This is not a rehearsal!
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« Reply #511 on: 13:59:54, 09-05-2007 » |
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Yet another really silly game. I sort of like the way the penguin goes "wheeeee!" |
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Click me -> About meor me -> my handmade storeNo, I'm not a complete idiot. I'm only a halfwit. In fact I'm actually a catfish. |
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« Reply #512 on: 14:38:23, 09-05-2007 » |
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Hmm...I received a big bunch of CDs in the post today from Amazon (woo!). I feel a liiiittle guilty in some senses; there's a particular work I already have a recording of on CD; I really do quite like it, and would probably have eventually purchased a second CD recording, but I came across a CD of it on Amazon where, well, I find the performer in question to be rather bloody handsome. I couldn't resist, really. And, to be fair, there aren't many other recordings of the work out there (I imagine). And I haven't done it before.
Will have to get home from work until I can listen to it, but for now I can gaze longingly at the cover.... Oh wait, yeah, I'm at work. Should work, then. *cough*
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"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
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« Reply #514 on: 14:49:17, 09-05-2007 » |
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« Reply #515 on: 15:35:39, 09-05-2007 » |
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Yet another really silly game. I sort of like the way the penguin goes "wheeeee!" A lovely giggle too above a certain altitude  |
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« Reply #516 on: 17:28:05, 09-05-2007 » |
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It's when they whack the walruses that gets me - and very helpful. I'm up to 425.25 so far
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« Reply #517 on: 18:36:32, 09-05-2007 » |
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Kitty, Another great addiction! What a hoot, Kitty. Ollie, I haven`t whacked any walruses yet though. Guess I`ll just have to force myself to continue. God life`s hard! |
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« Reply #519 on: 23:01:56, 09-05-2007 » |
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Another exciting game, I am absolutely sure. That will take the whole morning tomorrow, I am sure.
Thank you, Tommo. I hope it will be a good destruction.
But for now, good night everybody.
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« Reply #520 on: 12:05:35, 10-05-2007 » |
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ONE-POINT DARES
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1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
2.To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
3.Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
4.Walk sideways to the photocopier.
5.While going in a lift, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.
6.When in a lift with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
7.Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
8.Don't use any punctuation.
9.Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.
10.Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.
THREE-POINT DARES
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1.Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
2.Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
3.Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
4.Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
5.Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6.Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit, it's happened again!". Then do it again.
7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.
8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites.
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1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you Actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
6. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
7. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!"
8. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
9. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash biscuit with your fist.
10. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
11. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
12. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
13. Hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll call you tonight".
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« Reply #521 on: 12:13:41, 10-05-2007 » |
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Thank you Mr Thompson 1780 very much for a good long laugh I just had while having my lunch and looking at the screen at the same time.
You have to put it there some where that one should dare to type with dirty fingers (from one's sandwich) and use it on other people's key boards too.
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« Reply #522 on: 12:56:23, 10-05-2007 » |
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10. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door. I'm going to do this one. And I've got just the meeting for it. |
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« Reply #523 on: 12:58:05, 10-05-2007 » |
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If the meeting is going on for more than one hour and a half it is not a meeting, it is a conference.
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« Reply #524 on: 13:23:36, 10-05-2007 » |
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Tommo. Wonderful  ! Thankyou. Trouble is I do all of these things on a regular basis ... is there some kind of problem? |
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