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At every one of these [classical] concerts in England you will find rows of weary people who are there, not because they really like classical music, but because they think they ought to like it. (Shaw, Don Juan in Hell)
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....don't do it pw !!!! (nice one!)
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« Reply #139 on: 11:30:11, 11-09-2007 » |
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The city is a process which always veers away from the form envisaged and desired, ... whose revenge upon its architects and planners undoes every dream of mastery. It is [also] one of the sites where Dasein is assigned the impossible task of putting right what can never be put right. - Rob Lapsley
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This isn't a sign... it's a thread title I've just spotted posted on a local message board by somebody advertising their business.
"Rubbish clearance service"
Thread originator: "rubbish boys"
If they're that bad, why would anybody want to employ them?
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Oft hat ein Seufzer, deiner Harf' entflossen,
Ein süßer, heiliger Akkord von dir
Den Himmel beßrer Zeiten mir erschlossen,
Du holde Kunst, ich danke dir dafür!
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I once saw in a newspaper a photo of a sign outside a church hall... it read...
'Red arrows diplay at 4pm, inside if wet'
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« Reply #142 on: 13:01:26, 13-09-2007 » |
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There's also the famous one from a safari park in Kenya:
ELEPHANTS:
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"as the housefly of destiny collides with the windscreen of fate..."
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There are two bicycles for use, linen, towels, deckchairs and pets are allowed on the ground floor.
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Not a sign, but a splendidly bad piece of journalism from my local freesheet, the Brighton and Hove Leader: " FURY AS THIEVES RUIN TRIBUTECity Councillors have condemned inept criminals who smashed the statue of Olympic gold medallist Steve Ovett. Cllr Geoffrey Theobald, who chairs the environment committee, said he was "absolutely disgusted" by the would-be thieves who lifted the statue from its plinth in Preston Park, Brighton, but only succeeded in causing it irreparable damage." So now you know - Brighton and Hove Council welcomes competent criminals .....  |
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As a general rule, do not competent criminals ascend to the heights of incompetent city councils?
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Over 80s Conga Dancing Ahead. Beware Goosing.
Please keep pheasants under control. Bishop fisting in progress.
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Gentlemen in Boots: Do not get distracted by the Partridge ahead, as your wife will use it as an excuse to steal your wallet.
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I've got a feeling this is an oldie, but I hadn't seen it before: Grafitto scrawled on condom machine in mens' loo, with arrow pointing to coin slot - 'For refund, insert baby here.'  |
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