Good God. Some people seem to have nothing better to do. I think this bit says it all:
Mr Hartley said that one of the petitioners had bought a house next to the church, knowing that it had a fine ring of bells. “What would happen if someone bought a house close to Ipswich Town football stadium?” he asked. “Would they, on the same grounds of finding it a nuisance, be able to silence the crowds at every home game?”
I think everyone who signed the petition should be forcibly moved. Preferably just under the busiest flight path out of Heathrow.