eject all USAF bases from the UK
Apparently they experienced certain difficulties with that, so as a placebo they ejected Russian diplomats instead

Meantime Fat Gordy and his friend Mr Millipede have been at pains to chant obeisances to our friends across the Pond at every moment that a microphone is placed in front of them.
I've even had radio stations here calling me, asking me if I could explain "Why, why, why is your Government so opposed to us?", but since replies would be restricted to "Haven't the faintest" or adverse subjective comment on the mental faculties of the Men From The Ministry.
Rejections for British Visas are at a record high. My friend's 12-year-old daughter was rejected for a visa to attend a Summer School in stagecraft, singing & dancing in musicals, makeup etc (London is regarded as the "Number One" place for musicals). The reason given was "inability to demonstrate ability to support herself financially during her stay", despite a fax from the School confirming that her flight ticket, tuition, accommodation and board were prepaid. Grown men in $2000 suits were seen emerging from the Visa Department and kicking the walls of the building in frustration.

But Fat Gordy knows best.