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Author Topic: Opera haikus  (Read 6113 times)
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« Reply #120 on: 18:34:39, 13-02-2007 »

 Oh! I've always that Hotter's "Geh'! Geh'!" one of the most terrifying moments in opera performance. I think, oliver, Wotan has something up his sleeve for Hunding when he gets back home.
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« Reply #121 on: 19:43:47, 13-02-2007 »

Fag hag? Oh, no way...
Men her pursuit and downfall.
Torro, Torro, Toahhhhhhh..........
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« Reply #122 on: 19:56:19, 13-02-2007 »

You couldn't have worked No way, José in there somewhere? Wink
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« Reply #123 on: 20:02:00, 13-02-2007 »

Ron!  I was just about to do one starting Fag Hag.....

Well you'll just have to have this:

Once Upon a Time....
Two kids ate a witch's house -
Sugar Overdose


And this one is a joke:

"Done much, Buddhist Monk?"
"Not this life nor those before."
"Ah, just like me then".

Tommo
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« Reply #124 on: 20:04:38, 13-02-2007 »

Oli - I love your Cosi, BTW.

(Careful how you say that, Tommo)
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« Reply #125 on: 20:42:15, 13-02-2007 »

Strangely, my next one, Tommo, was:

Overindulgence
In sweets puts siblings at risk,
Which is dangerous
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« Reply #126 on: 20:46:25, 13-02-2007 »

Emperor turns to stone,
Fish fly, woman transparent.
Glad the music's nice.
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« Reply #127 on: 20:49:14, 13-02-2007 »

No longer christian:
Nonetheless still follower
Of a good shepherd.
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Gabrielle d’Estrées
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« Reply #128 on: 21:05:30, 13-02-2007 »

Well you lot are certainly showing the gaps in my knowledge - and/or my brain!

Answers soon, please! 

Here's a couple more:

My bitch was real weird
Really hot for my bruvver
They died - or somefink

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Sod beat me to pulp
It were almost worth it though -
She put me hand - there...
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« Reply #129 on: 21:20:17, 13-02-2007 »

Unless the first of those is Jerry Springer The Opera you've comprehensively baffled me there!
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« Reply #130 on: 21:21:25, 13-02-2007 »

Shaving accident
Proboscis goes walkabout
Must they sing so high?
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« Reply #131 on: 21:22:08, 13-02-2007 »

Which reminds me, Oliver, you have a recording of that work, don't you?
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« Reply #132 on: 21:25:39, 13-02-2007 »

Jerry Springer?
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« Reply #133 on: 22:00:37, 13-02-2007 »

Oh no, flight delayed
Controller and refugee
Watch stressful antics

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« Reply #134 on: 22:12:42, 13-02-2007 »

Re 'My bitch' - a sort of Calixto Bieito updating of something slightly older...

Anyway, I need some help from youse first!
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