"If Billy Budd, er" Billy Budd
"Young vixen meets" Cunning little vixen
"Francis does sermons" St Francis of Assisi
"Emotive diva" Tosca
"Dropped gun fires" Forza del Destino (thanks Google)
"German class warfare" Die Soldaten
"Woman's pow'r" Lulu
"Gawain should have sussed" clearly Punch and Judy
"Gods, dwarfs steal some gold" Ring
"Old man gets the hump" Rigoletto
"Simple fisherman" Grimes
"Bewitched Scot" Macbeth
"Harpist loses moll" Orfeo / Orphée
"I am leaving you" Hm, life with the Bushes? Has someone already written it? Damn, I'll have to find something else to do with 2008.
"Courtesan loves Alf" Traviata
"Habit of losing staff" Grimes
"Aeneas and chums" Troyens
"For fun, sea and bracing..." Death in Venice