I have banned myself already! This is why R3oK is a dead forum.
The sheer conceited arrogance of the above statement is as breathtaking as its inaccuracy. Furthermore, you cannot "ban" yourself from this or any other forum; only moderators / administrators can ban you, whereas all that you personally can do is resign from a forum of which you no longer wish to remain a member. It's therefore up to you; you can either resign before you're banned or fail to resign and be banned and I rather doubt that, on the basis of what you have written here so far and the reactions thereto, most members here will care which, as long as at least one or the other happens sooner rather than later.
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More haste, less speed, evidently, seeing as the deed is now mercifully done. There's one in every village, of course - and usually far more than one in every cybervillage...