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Author Topic: The Grumpy Old Rant Room  (Read 150226 times)
Tony Watson
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« Reply #360 on: 01:35:25, 17-03-2007 »

I don't know about forgetting the music but I've known amateurs to go on stage with the words written on cards concealed in the palms of their hands. And then the prompter loses concentration and forgets to prompt them. Such joy.
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« Reply #361 on: 10:21:10, 17-03-2007 »

Not just amateurs, Tony. I was in the revival of Kismet in the West End in the late 1970s, and there's a sequence towards the end where a trio of dances is introduced by the character of Omar Khayyam, announced as it were, from a scroll. The wonderful old character actor playing the part had real difficulties with the three speeches, which were very badly phrased, and at some point during the previews I rewrote them for him, just a couple of nips and tucks and rebalancing of sentences, which he found much easier and the director either never noticed, or was happy with, since the changes stayed. I'd actually pasted the revision into the scroll, so he never actually got round to learning the revision properly, reading the speeches straight from the prop every night.

One night, however, as the scene got underway, I was nudged by another member of the company who had originally suggested the re-write:
"This should be interesting", he hissed.
" - What?" I answered.
" - The scroll," he replied.
" - But he hasn't got it."
" - Exactly."

  The poor man had left his scroll in the dressing room; no time to go back and get it. What he had in his memory was a vague recollection of what he'd originally learnt, plus a patchy idea of the revision he'd been using for several weeks. His stumbling and fumbling over the mixture was simultaneously hysterical and agonising, not helped by smirks and titters from onstage and the Pit: it's strange how everybody suddenly knows someone else's part so well that they can identify the slightest deviation from it, let alone the massive detours and false trails that we were treated to that night.

By the following evening the actor had learnt the new version off by heart: he never so much as glanced at the scroll again, even though thereafter it was always with him.....
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« Reply #362 on: 10:28:54, 17-03-2007 »

I don't know about forgetting the music but I've known amateurs to go on stage with the words written on cards concealed in the palms of their hands. And then the prompter loses concentration and forgets to prompt them. Such joy.

I once produced 'Let's Make an opera' at the school where I was teaching, their lines were mainly in the bath - which is quite a central prop... they seemed a bit too interested in it occasionally and had to be encouraged to actually learn the lines!!

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Tony Watson
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« Reply #363 on: 14:25:57, 17-03-2007 »

My favourite of all time, though, was when someone came on stage disguised as someone else. He boldly announced: "My name is..." and forgot who he was supposed to be.
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« Reply #364 on: 17:53:14, 17-03-2007 »

I feel bad about this, but...

For the last two years I have had an email account with Bluebottle.com. They promised when the service was in its infancy that it would always be free. They didn't promise good customer service, which was just as well: since they went commercial, customer support consists of a page of FAQs and how to set up your email client program (none of which has helped me when it doesn't work).

In the early days the servers were unreliable and seemed to spend more time down than up. When I asked what would be done to improve the service I was told (not in so many words) not to be a whingeing pom.

Happy customers tell their friends.
Unhappy customers tell EVERYBODY.  Angry
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« Reply #365 on: 18:07:57, 17-03-2007 »

Stressed Eric or stress test. Who is going to pass a stress test?
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« Reply #366 on: 19:06:39, 17-03-2007 »

like this one opilec?



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« Reply #367 on: 19:18:22, 17-03-2007 »

Oops, sorry, wrong thread ... I was looking for the Grumpy Old Ant Room ...


*tuts*
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« Reply #368 on: 19:31:12, 17-03-2007 »


Looks like a pretty grumpy ant to me .....

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« Reply #369 on: 19:36:38, 17-03-2007 »

They both look like me. I don't want to practise, I don't want to practise, I don't want to prlactise.
There are stupid mistakes sometimes (lapses of concentration, tiredness?).

I am practising because I am worriied.
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« Reply #370 on: 11:30:27, 18-03-2007 »

I'm feeling very grumpy this morning. Weather is turning horrible, I think I'm getting a cold and... moan moan moan

Concert by Ex Cathedra this afternoon:

Joubert Rorate coeli
Britten Hymn to St Cecilia
Tippett Dance, Clarion Air
Joubert South of the Line

so hope I don't feel the urge to cough  Undecided

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« Reply #371 on: 11:36:56, 18-03-2007 »



This will surely help. A dose of good music, googling and humour cures many illnesses.
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« Reply #372 on: 11:30:37, 19-03-2007 »

My computer was stolen on Friday!!!! Rant! I was in the house, too, and must have missed the intruder by inches (thank Heaven). I was upstairs, with laptop, the alarm went off, (24-hour buzzer on spare room window), went down to turn alarm off, went back up, laptop had gone, all my cash (not credit cards!), spare bedroom window had been forced. All over in about 5 mins. Went to neighbour, house was stormed by about 7 policeman but intruder had fled.. Am so tired I don't know what I'm doing, on a friend's computer at moment but will not be around much for a while.

This happened about 7.15 pm.

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richard barrett
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« Reply #373 on: 11:36:18, 19-03-2007 »

How absolutely horrible, Mary, sorry to hear that. Makes me think I ought to be more assiduous about backing things up - if my laptop disappeared now I think I'd have to disappear too.
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« Reply #374 on: 11:45:56, 19-03-2007 »


Mary, I can only echo Richard in saying, how horrible. You must feel sickened. Thank God you didn`t come face to face with the intruder though. Doesn`t bear thinking about. Have you lost anything valuable on the laptop, or are you backed up?

For what it`s worth Mary, you have my sympathy. And I hope they catch the bugler that did it.
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