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It's the parents who believe that they're being wonderful and have no doubts whatsoever about their abilities who should really worry (not that they tend to, unfortunately).
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Every so often, I feel compelled to put a page through Pornolize, to lighten the mood. (erm: might not be safe for work) Erm. Have you tried to see if it works recursively? Please don't click on that link. Or at least don't blame me if you do. You have been warned... |
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Genius HH! Dare we go further still? (as before, this contains explicit language/material which some may find offensive). [I find that ian's style of prose works particularly well with this filter...] |
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Every so often, I feel compelled to put a page through Pornolize, to lighten the mood. (erm: might not be safe for work) Erm. Have you tried to see if it works recursively? Please don't click on that link. Or at least don't blame me if you do. You have been warned... My parental controls won't let me click on either link. Must be good then.  |
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We pass this way but once. This is not a rehearsal!
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Every so often, I feel compelled to put a page through Pornolize, to lighten the mood. (erm: might not be safe for work) Erm. Have you tried to see if it works recursively? Please don't click on that link. Or at least don't blame me if you do. You have been warned... My parental controls won't let me click on either link. Must be good then. It is awful, even the Welsh are blushing |
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Reality, sa molesworth 2, is so sordid it makes me shudder
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« Reply #7145 on: 06:52:07, 03-09-2008 » |
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My sympathies Antheil!
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« Reply #7147 on: 07:29:35, 03-09-2008 » |
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Every so often, I feel compelled to put a page through Pornolize, to lighten the mood. (erm: might not be safe for work) Erm. Have you tried to see if it works recursively? Please don't click on that link. Or at least don't blame me if you do. You have been warned... My parental controls won't let me click on either link. Must be good then. It is awful, even the Welsh are blushing It's pure gold! At first, I was particularly drawn to one of Reiner's nicknames - Reiner "*********" Torheit. But then I found myself hypnotised by the zen-like profundity of H 2's "These are rather strong fists". |
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« Reply #7148 on: 20:15:09, 03-09-2008 » |
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When your listening to a p[rogramme on the radio or tv, why is it that your mrs starts to talk about nonsensical things, then wonders why you get annoyed and says that your stresed then she gets annoyed because of what your doing!
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« Reply #7149 on: 21:00:35, 03-09-2008 » |
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How do the aardvarks fit in, if you excuse the question?
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« Reply #7150 on: 21:02:37, 03-09-2008 » |
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« Reply #7151 on: 21:07:50, 03-09-2008 » |
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When your listening to a p[rogramme on the radio or tv, why is it that your mrs starts to talk about nonsensical things, then wonders why you get annoyed and says that your stresed then she gets annoyed because of what your doing!
"There will be no supper tonight," she will sometimes cry upon my return home. "Why not?" I will ask. "Because I have been screwing the milkman all day," she will say, quite oblivious of the howling error she has made. "But," I will wearily point out, "even given that the activities of screwing the milkman and getting supper are mutually exclusive, now that the screwing is over, surely then, supper may, logically, be got." "You don't love me any more," she will now often postulate. "If you did, you would give me one now and again, so that I would not have to rely on that rancid Pakistani for my orgasms." "I will give you one after you have got me my supper," I now usually scream, "but not before" -- as you understand, making her bang contingent on the arrival of my supper. |
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« Reply #7152 on: 21:13:56, 03-09-2008 » |
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How do the aardvarks fit in, if you excuse the question?
Tommo
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« Reply #7153 on: 22:51:42, 03-09-2008 » |
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I am grumpy, because I am grumpy. May be I was born grumpy.
I don't want to say why I am grumpy. Just I am.
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« Reply #7154 on: 23:01:08, 03-09-2008 » |
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t-p,
Sometimes it's great just to have a god grump (or even a good grump). I am master at it. Best thing is to wrinkle your eyebrows, purse your lips and stare hard (at anything). Then mumble, and mumble again but less intelligibly and louder.
Quite often you can get good grump feelings by clenching your fists and making like a Gorilla.
Sorry - I'm not really grumpy now, as you may have noticed, but try these out anyway.
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