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« Reply #1770 on: 09:30:38, 22-02-2008 »


Can't manage the banana thanks.
Oops! Here's my bus!
Mind yourselves.

Your bus came pretty quickly hh... where do you live? I want to move there!!!

Time for a shower... although I had one last week.

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« Reply #1771 on: 12:32:01, 22-02-2008 »

Quote from: Senex (A funny thing happened on the way to the forum)
One more scrub and you'll wash away my enthusiasm!
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« Reply #1772 on: 16:15:23, 22-02-2008 »

(that means having a big enough loop of gut to go over the black nobby bit near where you neck goes).

That would be my head I suppose. I'm afraid even after the gluttony that saw me through the past week I can't loop my gut over it though.
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« Reply #1773 on: 16:47:21, 22-02-2008 »

Brilliant!

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« Reply #1774 on: 16:49:25, 22-02-2008 »

Top Marks to Bryn.  Lydia Mordkovitch, btw.

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I say! Even if he is, that's not the kind of information you're supposed to be telling us all...  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #1775 on: 17:13:15, 22-02-2008 »

You can play daily up to six days in advance.
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« Reply #1776 on: 17:40:53, 22-02-2008 »

Open monday and tuesday 9 am to 11pm
Open wednesday to sunday 9 am to 11pm

( I saw that once!!)

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« Reply #1777 on: 19:32:54, 22-02-2008 »

Open monday and tuesday 9 am to 11pm
Open wednesday to sunday 9 am to 11pm


Open monday and tuesday 9 am to 11pm
Open wednesday to sunday 9 am to 11pm


(I saw that twice!!)
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« Reply #1778 on: 22:30:07, 22-02-2008 »

No answers on postcards please - let's all be GREEN

 Angry Angry Back in your box, Baz.






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« Reply #1779 on: 22:31:45, 22-02-2008 »

Apple pie tastes good when eaten alone
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« Reply #1780 on: 22:33:55, 22-02-2008 »

I say. I say, I say. My dog's got no nose.
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« Reply #1781 on: 22:34:52, 22-02-2008 »

<sigh>

How does he smell?
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« Reply #1782 on: 22:47:45, 22-02-2008 »

I don't know if anyone here remembers seeing the cartoon strip Roll up! Roll up! by DIX in the Guardian when Steve Bell was on holiday (nowadays they just seem to have If... flashbacks). I used to love it and there's one particular strip that stayed blu-tak'd on my fridge until I moved (now it's in my scrapbook):

Fortune-teller: Doldoni! I have news from the spirit world!

Doldoni: Yes, well you are keeping your news! - No news is good news being! How are you liking my new dog, Shakespeare? I am teaching him to write, being!

F: It is news of your nose!

D: Nose news? Is good news?

F: No! Nose news is you lose your nose!

D: Nose news is bad news is! And no nose news is big blow! But I more worry for Shakespeare being... My dog, he has got no prose!

F: How does he spell?

D: Delible!

As Sandy Balfour used to say, 'Gorgeous. Just gorgeous.'
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« Reply #1783 on: 23:34:47, 22-02-2008 »

sorry... I have to say it.... 'awful'

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« Reply #1784 on: 03:23:44, 23-02-2008 »

Gerald is always popular at parties for his impersonation of a rug:



For some reason, at school he was always picked to be the hare when PE was a hare-and-hounds race.
No, Marjory, the sofa isn't torn.
It was so embarrassing. Can you believe we were refused entry to the naturists beach?
Does he really pluck his eyebrows?






Looks a bit like one of my attempts at writing a program!
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