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« Reply #3255 on: 22:27:57, 19-09-2008 » |
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The voice in my head doesn't sound anything like the one that I sing with. I must have Emma Kirkby's head.
(And while we're at it, Viviane Durante is walking around on my legs!)
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We pass this way but once. This is not a rehearsal!
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« Reply #3256 on: 22:58:30, 19-09-2008 » |
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I am 17, an' I come from Brasil. I am always playing ze futbol - I love to do keepy uppy. (Shut it Martlinho! - sorry. tha's mi frien'. 'e's always sniggering at ze sexy yokes). Anyways peeps, a big shakey man (was 'is name Mr Stevens?) say 'e from Manchester City, an 'e ask me if I like Boodies an Chips. Of cours' I do - you shoul' see all ze fit laydees on ze copacabana, and I like gamblin' too. So, 'e say - come to Manchester to play futbol. OK, I say. An' now look, we don' play ze sweeper system. I am ze sweeper - of ze terraces!
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« Reply #3257 on: 23:17:59, 19-09-2008 » |
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I feel like I'm building up towards something I just don't know what it is.
Is it a literary effort? It certainly isn't an opera.
It could just be some kind of waffle film script.
Maybe I should just do the washing up and then go to bed.
Tomorrow is another day, but then aren't they all?
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Click me -> About meor me -> my handmade storeNo, I'm not a complete idiot. I'm only a halfwit. In fact I'm actually a catfish. |
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« Reply #3259 on: 14:24:41, 20-09-2008 » |
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I'd like some of what hh and Tommo are having. Please. Good Lord! Did anyone see that penguin dressed as a waiter?
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« Reply #3260 on: 16:53:39, 20-09-2008 » |
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PERSON: Help! SYNAESTHESIC VET! What's wrong with my cow?
SYNAESTHESIC VET: [whooosh! Examines cow] Say ah.
COW: Moooooo!
SYNAESTHESIC VET: Aha. I see.
PERSON: What is it?
SYNAESTHESIC VET: I'm afraid that your cow just mooed indigo.
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« Reply #3261 on: 17:10:43, 20-09-2008 » |
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I love you, Porgy
I love you, Porgy
Don't let him take me
Don't let him handle me
And drive me mad
If you can keep me
I want to stay with you forever
And I'll be glad
I love you, Porgy
Don't let him take me
Don't let him handle me
With his hot hands
If you can keep me
I want to stay with you forever
I like my man
Someday I know he's coming
Back to call me
He's gonna handle me
And hold me so
It's going to be like dying, Porgy
When he calls me
But when he comes, I know
I'll have to go.
Ira Gershwin, DuBose Heyward as sung by Nina Simone
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« Reply #3263 on: 18:03:33, 20-09-2008 » |
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[static]
VOICE 1 [in room]: No... No it can't be...
VOICE 2 [on radio]: Sir, reports coming in. It's just as we feared. It's the BIZARRE MELOTRON. It's back.
VOICE 1: Damn. Damn you.
[over the radio, the strains of You'll Never Walk Alone can be heard]
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« Reply #3264 on: 21:36:45, 20-09-2008 » |
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Where's the boy who cried wolf?
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« Reply #3265 on: 23:12:34, 20-09-2008 » |
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The second voice tells us that we are incapacitated under a bridge in Dublin.
This is patently false.
From my desk I can see the may blossoms hanging over the river and I can hear the drunken chattering of the students falling into the river.
The second voice tells me that it may rain later.
This is patently false.
We cautiously suggest that the second voice may belong to a fantasist.
The first voice informs me that this is patently false.
I am perplexed but you are not.
The first voice has previously restricted itself to monosyllabic utterances concerning the state of the soul belonging to Charlemagne Palestine.
Perhaps the second voice is that of Charlemagne Palestine.
The third voice has started again.
The complete works of Chekov may be worthy fare, but when translated into Finnish and delivered in a monotone, they tend to pall rather quickly.
The second voice tells us that Chekov is with us under the bridge.
The first voice tells us that Charlemagne Palestine is cold.
The fourth voice has been silent the whole time.
You tell me that there is no fourth voice.
This is patently false.
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« Reply #3266 on: 23:36:39, 20-09-2008 » |
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I-audaciter-re ad eundum quo nemo ante iit I think I prefer 'iraudacitere'. It looks like a real word, smells like a real word but is almost entirely incomprehensible. |
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« Reply #3267 on: 08:40:22, 21-09-2008 » |
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I-audaciter-re ad eundum quo nemo ante iit I think I prefer 'iraudacitere'. It looks like a real word, smells like a real word but is almost entirely incomprehensible. I prefer the visual simplicity (and authenticity) of an idiotically split infinitive! Baz |
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Milly Jones
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« Reply #3268 on: 19:21:12, 21-09-2008 » |
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Didn't we have a wonderful time they day we went to Bangor?
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« Reply #3269 on: 19:26:49, 21-09-2008 » |
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Did she step out before her time, when coming down from there with her eagles?
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