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Daniel
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« Reply #855 on: 14:27:55, 12-09-2007 »
Quote from: martle on 11:07:31, 12-09-2007
Sometimes, only a bag of chips will do.

... she said throwing her violin aside and diving greedily into the bag festooned with grease and heat, which soon lit up her mouth and lips like an Amsterdam street at night. Her ecstasy seemed to press down on her and she fell to her knees, her skirt climbing tautly, discreetly up her thighs . In the background her companion grunted roughly, 'Do you like them chips m'dear?'
She only moaned, barely aware of the glittering eyes that were having their own feast on her kneeling form.
'Mmmmm, grease, greasy pole, coooool', the voice seemed to drift off into a haze.
Would there soon be more than just a roving eye journeying over the shadows and open plains that seemed to be worshipping at the chip bag?
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« Reply #856 on: 14:33:31, 12-09-2007 »
Quote from: Daniel on 14:27:55, 12-09-2007
Quote from: martle on 11:07:31, 12-09-2007
Sometimes, only a bag of chips will do.

... she said throwing her violin aside and diving greedily into the bag festooned with grease and heat, which soon lit up her mouth and lips like an Amsterdam street at night. Her ecstasy seemed to press down on her and she fell to her knees, her skirt climbing tautly, discreetly up her thighs . In the background her companion grunted roughly, 'Do you like them chips m'dear?'
She only moaned, barely aware of the glittering eyes that were having their own feast on her kneeling form.
'Mmmmm, grease, greasy pole, coooool', the voice seemed to drift off into a haze.
Would there soon be more than just a roving eye journeying over the shadows and open plains that seemed to be worshipping at the chip bag?

Yes, sounds like a typical night out for Janine and Lord B
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« Reply #857 on: 15:01:26, 12-09-2007 »
Quote from: martle on 13:20:30, 12-09-2007
You know, I've had it, but really had it with Crazy Frog.

Congratulations Martle.

Nice to know that some of us can get it.
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« Reply #858 on: 15:32:37, 12-09-2007 »
That clip gave me the heebie sorabjies.
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« Reply #859 on: 16:02:48, 12-09-2007 »
Yoghurt works, it really does. But you have to use a pipette. A friend used a tourette - he swears by it - but I got my cucumber stuck and it was seduced by a Martian.
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« Reply #860 on: 16:07:26, 12-09-2007 »
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The terrorist group has proved adaptable and resilient, the International Institute of Strategic Studies (IISS) in London said in its annual survey, six years after the group became a household word with its attacks on America's World Trade Centre and the Pentagon.

Hang on then, exactly who attacked the WTC?
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« Reply #861 on: 16:12:07, 12-09-2007 »
Quote from: oliver sudden on 16:07:26, 12-09-2007
Hang on then, exactly who attacked the WTC?
Erm ... Richter? Landowska? Gould? Egarr (out next month on Harmonia Mundi)?
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« Reply #862 on: 16:23:22, 12-09-2007 »
Labor leader Kevin Rudd saw his popularity rise after revelations about a drunken night in a New York strip club surfaced in the Australian press.
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« Reply #863 on: 16:30:35, 12-09-2007 »
That clip gave me the heebie beegees.
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« Reply #864 on: 16:58:45, 12-09-2007 »
Crabs.
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martle
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« Reply #865 on: 17:01:00, 12-09-2007 »
From thirty feet away she looked like a lot of class.  From ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from thirty feet away.
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« Reply #866 on: 17:10:39, 12-09-2007 »
I have to tell you about something terrible, something I've only ever told one other person about. It happened 20 years ago....
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« Reply #867 on: 17:24:42, 12-09-2007 »
The past is another country. They do things squidgy there.
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« Reply #868 on: 17:25:42, 12-09-2007 »
BURMA!
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« Reply #869 on: 17:48:44, 12-09-2007 »
Quote from: time_is_now on 17:24:42, 12-09-2007
The past is another country. They do things squidgy there.

How sad. Last time I was there the crumpets were distinctly sans squidge. So was the toast.
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