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« on: 19:13:40, 21-12-2007 » |
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I know there are a couple of dedicated Xmas threads out there already, but I thought it might be nice to have a place where we can post Xmas-oriented waffle over the festive period: the trials, the joys, the prezzies, the relatives, the calories. And Xmas wishes, too. I'm going to start merely by wishing those who have already left to visit their rellies (like Richard and increpatio) the happiest and most spiritually fulfilling time, if they are able to log on! Oh, and to ask why it's ok to give some kids (over 5, say) money for Xmas and not others - according to the respective parents...?
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« Reply #1 on: 19:20:24, 21-12-2007 » |
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Good thinking Martle. Could be a good space to provide consolation and, if necessary, counselling for those who have been beset by difficulties and trauma relating to butcher-related matters ....
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Antheil
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« Reply #2 on: 20:07:22, 21-12-2007 » |
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Good thinking Martle. Could be a good space to provide consolation and, if necessary, counselling for those who have been beset by difficulties and trauma relating to butcher-related matters .... Butcher-related activites? Don't ask, I have asked for closure but the incident is clouded in mystery according to Aunt Minnie I got on at mo Finley Quaye, I think John Wright would love it Happiest thoughts to all those nestling within the bosom of their families, and those about to be non-nestled, us Bridget Jones', about to be eaten by Alsatians, we salute you!"
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« Reply #3 on: 20:13:26, 21-12-2007 » |
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Good thinking Martle. Could be a good space to provide consolation and, if necessary, counselling for those who have been beset by difficulties and trauma relating to butcher-related matters .... Butcher-related activites? Don't ask, I have asked for closure but the incident is clouded in mystery according to Aunt Minnie I got on at mo Finley Quaye, I think John Wright would love it Happiest thoughts to all those nestling within the bosom of their families, and those about to be non-nestled, us Bridget Jones', about to be eaten by Alsatians, we salute you!" Dear Antheil the Termite Lover, Thinking of "butcher-related activities", I cannot help wondering whether your festive preparations include the use of house bricks? (I seem to remember from our past, but happy, encounters that they sometimes did.) Is there any particular "brand" you would recommend - or is the simple "London Brick Company" brand OK? Baz P.S. I assume that Xmas does not necessarily have to be a "testing" time?
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« Reply #4 on: 20:24:07, 21-12-2007 » |
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Dearest Baz.
You know I love you dearly and I send you love and kissex xxxx
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Baz
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« Reply #5 on: 20:30:09, 21-12-2007 » |
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Dearest Baz.
You know I love you dearly and I send you love and kissex xxxx
Mmm! I wonder. xxxxxxxxxxx
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« Reply #6 on: 20:35:40, 21-12-2007 » |
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Can awful Xmas jokes be posted here? What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The Elfabet.
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« Reply #7 on: 20:42:57, 21-12-2007 » |
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Can awful Xmas jokes be posted here? What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The Elfabet. Yes - I think "The London Brick Company" should be fine! Thanks. Baz
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Mary Chambers
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« Reply #8 on: 20:50:50, 21-12-2007 » |
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Martle - some parents think giving money is a) unimaginative and b) makes kids greedy and grasping. In my experience, children love getting it, though!
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« Reply #9 on: 20:52:29, 21-12-2007 » |
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You should be on the stage MJ. There's one leaving town in ten minutes
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« Reply #10 on: 21:22:56, 21-12-2007 » |
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Martle - some parents think giving money is a) unimaginative and b) makes kids greedy and grasping. In my experience, children love getting it, though!
Since, in my experience, today's kids are mostly unimaginative, greedy and grasping, surely money is the very best Christmas present to give them? Why waste time decadently seeking a lesser alternative? Baz
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« Reply #11 on: 21:37:23, 21-12-2007 » |
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Can awful Xmas jokes be posted here?
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
Ah, but have you heard that Christmas this year is in jeapordy, due to Industrial Action amongst the elves over a Demarcation Dispute? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Apparently they are sick of being treated like a load of Subordinate Clauses.
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martle
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« Reply #12 on: 21:47:14, 21-12-2007 » |
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Martle - some parents think giving money is a) unimaginative and b) makes kids greedy and grasping. In my experience, children love getting it, though!
Well, Mary, all I know is that at 'that' age - let's say between 5 and 11 - money was what I most wanted. The only snag was not being able to spend it immediately thanks to Xmas closures. But a friend of the family liked to 'slip' us 50p - a lot of buying power in those days - and nothing excited me more! Of course, this was on the assumption that our parents would let us spend the ill-gotten gains as we wished. I guess my point is that some parents don't allow that.
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« Reply #13 on: 23:14:43, 21-12-2007 » |
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Can awful Xmas jokes be posted here?
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
Ah, but have you heard that Christmas this year is in jeapordy, due to Industrial Action amongst the elves over a Demarcation Dispute? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Apparently they are sick of being treated like a load of Subordinate Clauses.
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« Reply #14 on: 23:24:49, 21-12-2007 » |
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The 12 Days Of Christmas (For the politically correct)
On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:
TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,
ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note),
TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping,
NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovines,
SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
SIX enslaved Fowls producing stolen non-human animal products,
FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,
(NOTE after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further Animal enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
FOUR hours of recorded whale songs
THREE deconstructionist poets
TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
AND a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
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