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Morticia
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« Reply #45 on: 12:07:49, 21-01-2008 »

I hate to lower the tone here but ....  what happened to white dog poo?  I know that I used to see it when I was a child, but it seems to have become extinct. Not that I have been sitting here mulling over fond memories of the stuff, I hasten to add Shocked it`s just that, oh never mind.

Anyone seen my coat?
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« Reply #46 on: 12:11:51, 21-01-2008 »

I hate to lower the tone here but ....  what happened to white dog poo?  I know that I used to see it when I was a child, but it seems to have become extinct. Not that I have been sitting here mulling over fond memories of the stuff, I hasten to add Shocked it`s just that, oh never mind.
Could it be nutrition-related?
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« Reply #47 on: 12:15:44, 21-01-2008 »

Just to sweep Mort's contribution into the pooper scooper of history, surely dog muck went white when it had been lying around for a bit.  Nowadays conscientious dog lovers and local authority cleaning operatives clear it away before it has time to turn white.  That's a theory at any rate.

And while we are being scatological, hard lavatory paper.  Now that really gives my age away.
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« Reply #48 on: 12:17:14, 21-01-2008 »

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« Reply #49 on: 12:19:46, 21-01-2008 »

Oh happy days. Not
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« Reply #50 on: 12:21:56, 21-01-2008 »

And while we are being scatological, hard lavatory paper.  Now that really gives my age away.

Optimally printed with the words "NOW PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS" adjacent to each perforation.

Oh, err, whilst we are at it...   "milk sold in bottles".
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« Reply #51 on: 12:28:53, 21-01-2008 »

Oh, err, whilst we are at it...   "milk sold in bottles".

I know you never see it nowadays, but I am sorry to see milk bottles go.

Maybe they'll come back when someone realises you can recycle glass.

Thank heavens, wine still comes in glass bottles with corks.  (Although corks are not inevitable now.)
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« Reply #52 on: 13:07:01, 21-01-2008 »

I hate to lower the tone here but ....  what happened to white dog poo?  I know that I used to see it when I was a child, but it seems to have become extinct.

Did I hear a poo question? My specialist subject?

I believe the answer to the Great White Dog Poo question is that it is all to do with a cultural change in doggies' calcium intake. In Ye Olden Days everyone used to give their dogs big bones to chew and a lot of it ended up in their stomachs. The poo was therefore bone/calcium rich and when it had, er, dried up a bit it ended up skeleton-whitish. These days butchers don't (aren't allowed to?) sell bones because of BSE etc and dog owners probably wouldn't give them bones anyway because doggy books warn against it. Hence the demise of the familar sight of our childhood, little whirls of white doggy poo gracing our streets.

It was tough in those days you know, having to avoid stepping on the cracks in the pavement because that meant bad luck and avoiding the white doggy poo because that meant even worse luck.

Milk bottles: They do still exist in certain carefully protected habitats. I get my milk delivered, by Mick the Milkman, in bottles. It's a bit more expensive* than buying it in the shops but my main reason for doing so was precisely as Don B says. I know you can take plastic milk containers for recycling, which is what I used to do, but it still seems more wasteful than simply leaving the empties out to be re-used. (At least I assume it is. I'm prepared to be told that, counter-intuitively, it's actually the other way round and it's more energy intensive to wash milk bottles.)

* Actually, in practice, it's much more expensive. What I hadn't realised when I signed up with Mick the Milkman is that he is always doing things like having all his hair cut off or sitting in baths of baked beans for charity. It puts the unit price per pinta up to alarming levels. Sad 
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« Reply #53 on: 13:09:09, 21-01-2008 »

I don't know if speech recognition software can be said to have become redundant but I did want an excuse to quote this from Grauniad CiF...

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This week Charlie bought a bit of speech-recognition software designed to prevent RSI by letting you talk instead of type, but gave up after he spent more time correcting its mistakes: "It got every sixth word wrong, which meant you'd swear in exasperation, and it would think you had finished each sentence by saying, 'Offer fox ache', and type that in too."
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« Reply #54 on: 13:20:38, 21-01-2008 »

My grateful thanks to the esteemed Professor Garnett for providing a most useful and eminently sensible insight into the Great White Dog Poo mystery.

I salute you, sir! Kiss
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« Reply #55 on: 13:21:15, 21-01-2008 »

These days butchers don't (aren't allowed to?) sell bones because of BSE etc and dog owners probably wouldn't give them bones anyway because doggy books warn against it. Hence the demise of the familar sight of our childhood, little whirls of white doggy poo.

Far be it from me to gainsay the word of a specialist, but one also notices does not one that there is less DS around of any colour these days, so I'm not sure I would go along with this explanation. Never having owned or even lived with a dog, though, I hesitate to pooh-pooh this theory out of hand. Perhaps a dog-owning member could step up and give us the low down.

Otherwise perhaps a controlled experiment is called for.
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« Reply #56 on: 13:26:47, 21-01-2008 »


 Perhaps a dog-owning member could step up and give us the low down.


"Paging Milly Jones. Milly Jones to Reception please".
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« Reply #57 on: 13:34:12, 21-01-2008 »

Otherwise perhaps a controlled experiment is called for.

In the interests of scientific research, I'm prepared to act as a guinea-pig (Shome mishtake? Ed) if anyone would like to provide me with a week's worth of juicy knuckle bones.

(I suppose one factor which might have contributed to the quantitative as well as the qualitative change in dog poo is that neither the art of, nor the social pressure to deploy, the inverted plastic bag was well developed in the 1950s/ 1960s. But here I am entering the realm of pure canocopro-conjecture.)

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« Reply #58 on: 13:39:51, 21-01-2008 »

For anyone out there imagining that this debate is unique, it's apparently not the first attempt to, er, get to the bottom of things...

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=182

...and for you nostalgia hounds, Shock and Paw! -

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« Reply #59 on: 13:43:19, 21-01-2008 »


 Perhaps a dog-owning member could step up and give us the low down.


"Paging Milly Jones. Milly Jones to Reception please".

I've been mulling this over with great interest as you can imagine.  Yes, my life IS that dull!  However as a dog-lover all my life I can truthfully tell you that not one of my own dogs has ever produced white poo although I often used to see it years ago.

In my best scientific mode, we may therefore draw the following possible conclusions:-

1.  My own dogs have all been calcium-deficient
2.  All the dogs that produced white poo were in fact ill in some way
3.  "     "      "     "        "          "       "    "      "    "   aliens
4.  Perhaps the white poo dogs had been eating birdseed?  (I'm sure you will
     have noticed that birds also produce white poo and most of them don't
     eat bones, birds of prey excepted).
5.   I'm finding it really difficult to take this seriously.   Grin

On the bone theory though, I have never given my dogs bones or derivatives thereof.  They are dangerous when cooked and even when raw they can splinter so for the very little good they would do I've never considered it worth the risk.  

    
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