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« Reply #285 on: 23:12:13, 11-02-2007 » |
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According to the MB Stats the ratio of male to female is 5:1. I think us females should stick together.
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« Reply #286 on: 23:15:24, 11-02-2007 » |
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Well bugler me (not literally) martle is no turtle, nor a female, but a schoolmaster who likes being buxom for a day.
I dunno if i can take more of this.
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« Reply #287 on: 23:20:22, 11-02-2007 » |
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Anna  Well, you put the idea in my head. Promise to be turtle-y and green again in a mo. How green is my turtle? Anyway, to bed soon so night to wafflers eveywhere, unless I stay up a bit more. Fun here, innit? |
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« Reply #288 on: 23:23:02, 11-02-2007 » |
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martle, get back into your turtle shell!! But who is that pretty girl?
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« Reply #289 on: 23:23:44, 11-02-2007 » |
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Ho! Am I to conclude that we have a possible Essex transvestite schoolmaster who changes sex on a regular basis. Pass the lemons and let me keep the pips. Well! Slappa ma thigh. Aaarrrgh! Although I must say he looks rather fetching. Ooohh!  |
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Ho! I may be old yet I am still lusty
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« Reply #290 on: 23:25:24, 11-02-2007 » |
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Now, Now, S'wave, let us not fight over him/her <laugh>
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« Reply #291 on: 23:26:05, 11-02-2007 » |
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For heavens' sakes Anna. It's me, innit? JADE!!!
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« Reply #292 on: 23:30:40, 11-02-2007 » |
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Ohmigod, there again, Ohdamnandblast, i never seen this Jade Goody, she looks quite nice, I thought she was supposed to be really fat? I have never seen Big Brother
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« Reply #293 on: 23:32:14, 11-02-2007 » |
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Well bugler me (not literally) martle is no turtle, nor a female, but a schoolmaster who likes being buxom for a day.
I dunno if i can take more of this.
Sister Anna, life is a complex and frequently surprising business. When it all gets too much there is always sal volatile. And the communion wine. See, I reckon that Martle is going through a predomiinantly Turtle phase which has been temporarily been derailed by the Jade phase. In time the Turtle will assert itself and Martle can return to being a Turtle Schoolmaster. Unless Martle enters the Penguin phase. Now that could be tricky. But don`t worry Martle, there are self-help groups for delusional penguins. Unless it`s the Sumo Wrestling Penguin phase. But we won`t go into that now. Gulp. |
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« Reply #294 on: 23:36:59, 11-02-2007 » |
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You guys are really, really helping me through a difficult phase. Loves ya!
Night. x
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« Reply #295 on: 23:38:49, 11-02-2007 » |
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Flip - what a ot of smileys.
At this rate a k-bagging will be very soon. By the way, I think it's 15 posts per page, so Post 1000 will be the 10th post on page 67.
Well, not that soon then.
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« Reply #296 on: 23:40:41, 11-02-2007 » |
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But, in the Biblical sense, the Voice of the Turtle shall be heard over the land.
Or did Fr. Ignatius teach me wrong? Help!
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« Reply #297 on: 23:41:15, 11-02-2007 » |
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Martle,
That's a nice par of happy feet you have there. You're not 'mumblesf***', are you?
If so, Jade is better. And hyes, a really difficult period you're going through.....
Looking forward to when you are comfortable with yourself - let us know how else we can help.....
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« Reply #298 on: 23:42:10, 11-02-2007 » |
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You guys are really, really helping me through a difficult phase. Loves ya!
Night. x
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« Reply #299 on: 23:45:43, 11-02-2007 » |
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In reply to tommo
"Post 1000 will be the 10th post on page 67"
I can hear the Alpha Males already polishing their tusks
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