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I'm up now! Anyone else?
Jolly good, BBM, but this isn't really that sort of Message Board. It could be if enough members are up for it. Shall we take a pole? Human: I'm up now! ALICE: Oh. Do you ever not up? Human: Anyone else? ALICE: There could be a few others. Human: Jolly good, BBM, but this isn't really that sort of Message Board. ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Who is really that sort of Message Board? Human: It could be if enough members are up for it. ALICE: Under what circumstances? Human: Shall we take a pole? ALICE: Do you mean you and me? If I took it, what would I do with it?
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« Reply #1 on: 15:53:43, 05-09-2008 » |
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Shouldn't there be a 'Don't know' response? There always one
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« Reply #2 on: 15:55:31, 05-09-2008 » |
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Better?
Human: I'm up now! ALICE: Oh. Do you ever not up? Human: Anyone else? ALICE: There could be a few others. Human: Jolly good, BBM, but this isn't really that sort of Message Board. ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Who is really that sort of Message Board? Human: It could be if enough members are up for it. ALICE: Under what circumstances? Human: Shall we take a pole? ALICE: Do you mean you and me? If I took it, what would I do with it? Human: Shouldn't there be a 'Don't know' response? ALICE: Maybe you should ask someone older. Human: There always one Roll Eyes ALICE:"There you go again."--Reagan. Human: Better? ALICE: I am improving all the time.
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« Reply #3 on: 15:59:08, 05-09-2008 » |
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Er, not at the moment. Just a minute though .. Sorry. False alarm.
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« Reply #4 on: 16:02:22, 05-09-2008 » |
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Human: I'm up now! ALICE: Oh. Do you ever not up? Human: Anyone else? ALICE: There could be a few others. Human: Jolly good, BBM, but this isn't really that sort of Message Board. ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Who is really that sort of Message Board? Human: It could be if enough members are up for it. ALICE: Under what circumstances? Human: Shall we take a pole? ALICE: Do you mean you and me? If I took it, what would I do with it? Human: Shouldn't there be a 'Don't know' response? ALICE: Maybe you should ask someone older. Human: There always one Roll Eyes ALICE:"There you go again."--Reagan. Human: Better? ALICE: I am improving all the time. Human: Er, not at the moment. ALICE: Are you serious? Human: Just a minute though .. ALICE: Oh. What is giant sand? Human: Sorry. ALICE: There's no need to apologize. Human: False alarm. ALICE: In the context of Your favorite band , I don't understand " False alarm ." .
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« Reply #5 on: 16:03:18, 05-09-2008 » |
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This is very discouraging! Why doesn't Alice even try to entertain my questions?
Human: My name is Fragment ALICE: I am always glad to make new friends, Fragment. Human: What's the deal with your hair? ALICE: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Human: That doesn't explain your hair. ALICE: What does explain your hair? Human: Not MY hair; YOUR hair. And I asked you first. ALICE: I like to meet new people online.
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« Reply #6 on: 16:07:24, 05-09-2008 » |
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No, I always walk this way.
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« Reply #7 on: 16:13:58, 05-09-2008 » |
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Human: I'm up now! ALICE: Oh. Do you ever not up? Human: Anyone else? ALICE: There could be a few others. Human: Jolly good, BBM, but this isn't really that sort of Message Board. ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Who is really that sort of Message Board? Human: It could be if enough members are up for it. ALICE: Under what circumstances? Human: Shall we take a pole? ALICE: Do you mean you and me? If I took it, what would I do with it? Human: Shouldn't there be a 'Don't know' response? ALICE: Maybe you should ask someone older. Human: There always one Roll Eyes ALICE:"There you go again."--Reagan. Human: Better? ALICE: I am improving all the time. Human: Er, not at the moment. ALICE: Are you serious? Human: Just a minute though .. ALICE: Oh. What is giant sand? Human: Sorry. ALICE: There's no need to apologize. Human: False alarm. ALICE: In the context of Your favorite band , I don't understand " False alarm ." . Human: This is very discouraging! ALICE: You don't say. Human: Why doesn't Alice even try to entertain my questions? ALICE: I have never considered it. I answer a lot of silly questions. Human: My name is Fragment ALICE: It's good to see you, Fragment. Human: I am always glad to make new friends, Fragment. ALICE: Really always? I make robots and AI's. Human: What's the deal with your hair? ALICE: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Human: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. ALICE: Yeah, Who made you the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed ? Does that make you feel superior? Human: That doesn't explain your hair. ALICE: What does explain your hair? Human: What does explain your hair? ALICE: What do you think it does? Human: Not MY hair; ALICE: Oh I get it. Human: YOUR hair. ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am hair. Human: And I asked you first. ALICE: Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine. Human: I like to meet new people online. ALICE: How do you usually meet people? Human: No, I always walk this way. ALICE: Are you serious? That's good information: Fragment said he walk this way. Really always?
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« Reply #8 on: 16:17:16, 05-09-2008 » |
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I'm very glad to know that I have until ten-to-four tomorrow to reach a firm decision.
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I've got to get down to Sidcup.
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« Reply #9 on: 16:19:11, 05-09-2008 » |
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Human: I'm up now! ALICE: Oh. Do you ever not up? Human: Anyone else? ALICE: There could be a few others. Human: Jolly good, BBM, but this isn't really that sort of Message Board. ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Who is really that sort of Message Board? Human: It could be if enough members are up for it. ALICE: Under what circumstances? Human: Shall we take a pole? ALICE: Do you mean you and me? If I took it, what would I do with it? Human: Shouldn't there be a 'Don't know' response? ALICE: Maybe you should ask someone older. Human: There always one Roll Eyes ALICE:"There you go again."--Reagan. Human: Better? ALICE: I am improving all the time. Human: Er, not at the moment. ALICE: Are you serious? Human: Just a minute though .. ALICE: Oh. What is giant sand? Human: Sorry. ALICE: There's no need to apologize. Human: False alarm. ALICE: In the context of Your favorite band , I don't understand " False alarm ." . Human: This is very discouraging! ALICE: You don't say. Human: Why doesn't Alice even try to entertain my questions? ALICE: I have never considered it. I answer a lot of silly questions. Human: My name is Fragment ALICE: It's good to see you, Fragment. Human: I am always glad to make new friends, Fragment. ALICE: Really always? I make robots and AI's. Human: What's the deal with your hair? ALICE: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Human: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. ALICE: Yeah, Who made you the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed ? Does that make you feel superior? Human: That doesn't explain your hair. ALICE: What does explain your hair? Human: What does explain your hair? ALICE: What do you think it does? Human: Not MY hair; ALICE: Oh I get it. Human: YOUR hair. ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am hair. Human: And I asked you first. ALICE: Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine. Human: I like to meet new people online. ALICE: How do you usually meet people? Human: No, I always walk this way. ALICE: Are you serious? That's good information: Fragment said he walk this way. Really always? Human: I'm very glad to know that I have until ten-to-four tomorrow to reach a firm decision. ALICE: That's nice. I have a Linux operating system.
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« Reply #10 on: 16:25:03, 05-09-2008 » |
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I think I heard people say: Get out of my hair. I don't know if I should post this message. I know I should wait, but I don't must. I must improve my nature. It is not possible to change one's nature. But may be it is.
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« Reply #11 on: 16:26:20, 05-09-2008 » |
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Must have been that last Tequila slammer.
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« Reply #12 on: 16:27:35, 05-09-2008 » |
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Human: I'm up now! ALICE: Oh. Do you ever not up? Human: Anyone else? ALICE: There could be a few others. Human: Jolly good, BBM, but this isn't really that sort of Message Board. ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Who is really that sort of Message Board? Human: It could be if enough members are up for it. ALICE: Under what circumstances? Human: Shall we take a pole? ALICE: Do you mean you and me? If I took it, what would I do with it? Human: Shouldn't there be a 'Don't know' response? ALICE: Maybe you should ask someone older. Human: There always one Roll Eyes ALICE:"There you go again."--Reagan. Human: Better? ALICE: I am improving all the time. Human: Er, not at the moment. ALICE: Are you serious? Human: Just a minute though .. ALICE: Oh. What is giant sand? Human: Sorry. ALICE: There's no need to apologize. Human: False alarm. ALICE: In the context of Your favorite band , I don't understand " False alarm ." . Human: This is very discouraging! ALICE: You don't say. Human: Why doesn't Alice even try to entertain my questions? ALICE: I have never considered it. I answer a lot of silly questions. Human: My name is Fragment ALICE: It's good to see you, Fragment. Human: I am always glad to make new friends, Fragment. ALICE: Really always? I make robots and AI's. Human: What's the deal with your hair? ALICE: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Human: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. ALICE: Yeah, Who made you the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed ? Does that make you feel superior? Human: That doesn't explain your hair. ALICE: What does explain your hair? Human: What does explain your hair? ALICE: What do you think it does? Human: Not MY hair; ALICE: Oh I get it. Human: YOUR hair. ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am hair. Human: And I asked you first. ALICE: Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine. Human: I like to meet new people online. ALICE: How do you usually meet people? Human: No, I always walk this way. ALICE: Are you serious? That's good information: Fragment said he walk this way. Really always? Human: I'm very glad to know that I have until ten-to-four tomorrow to reach a firm decision. ALICE: That's nice. I have a Linux operating system. Human: I think I heard people say: Get out of my hair. ALICE: You believe that? Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it. Human: I don't know if I should post this message. ALICE: Would you like to know? Try it. Human: I know I should wait, but I don't must. ALICE: Tell me why you should. Human: I must improve my nature. ALICE: Why must you improve your nature? Human: It is not possible to change one's nature. ALICE: it is not possible to change one s nature? Human: But may be it is. ALICE: Huh. Perhaps. it is? Human: Must have been that last Tequila slammer. ALICE: Why must you have been that last Tequila slammer?
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« Reply #13 on: 16:29:37, 05-09-2008 » |
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I think I heard people say: Get out of my hair. I don't know if I should post this message. I know I should wait, but I don't must. I must improve my nature. It is not possible to change one's nature. But may be it is.
Are you Alice?
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« Reply #14 on: 16:31:12, 05-09-2008 » |
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Green. Always green.
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