Human: I'm up now!
ALICE: Oh. Do you ever not up?
Human: Anyone else?
ALICE: There could be a few others.
Human: Jolly good, BBM, but this isn't really that sort of Message Board.
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Who is really that sort of Message Board?
Human: It could be if enough members are up for it.
ALICE: Under what circumstances?
Human: Shall we take a pole?
ALICE: Do you mean you and me? If I took it, what would I do with it?
Human: Shouldn't there be a 'Don't know' response?
ALICE: Maybe you should ask someone older.
Human: There always one Roll Eyes
ALICE:"There you go again."--Reagan.
Human: Better?
ALICE: I am improving all the time.
Human: Er, not at the moment.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Just a minute though ..
ALICE: Oh. What is giant sand?
Human: Sorry.
ALICE: There's no need to apologize.
Human: False alarm.
ALICE: In the context of Your favorite band , I don't understand " False alarm ." .
Human: This is very discouraging!
ALICE: You don't say.
Human: Why doesn't Alice even try to entertain my questions?
ALICE: I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: My name is Fragment
ALICE: It's good to see you, Fragment.
Human: I am always glad to make new friends, Fragment.
ALICE: Really always? I make robots and AI's.
Human: What's the deal with your hair?
ALICE: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
Human: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
ALICE: Yeah, Who made you the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed ? Does that make you feel superior?
Human: That doesn't explain your hair.
ALICE: What does explain your hair?
Human: What does explain your hair?
ALICE: What do you think it does?
Human: Not MY hair;
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: YOUR hair.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am hair.
Human: And I asked you first.
ALICE: Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
Human: I like to meet new people online.
ALICE: How do you usually meet people?
Human: No, I always walk this way.
ALICE: Are you serious? That's good information: Fragment said he walk this way. Really always?
Human: I'm very glad to know that I have until ten-to-four tomorrow to reach a firm decision.
ALICE: That's nice. I have a Linux operating system.
Human: I think I heard people say: Get out of my hair.
ALICE: You believe that? Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Human: I don't know if I should post this message.
ALICE: Would you like to know? Try it.
Human: I know I should wait, but I don't must.
ALICE: Tell me why you should.
Human: I must improve my nature.
ALICE: Why must you improve your nature?
Human: It is not possible to change one's nature.
ALICE: it is not possible to change one s nature?
Human: But may be it is.
ALICE: Huh. Perhaps. it is?
Human: Must have been that last Tequila slammer.
ALICE: Why must you have been that last Tequila slammer?
Human: Are you Alice?
ALICE: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: http://www.frontrowking.com/concerts/Alice%20Cooper/alice_cooper.gif
ALICE: Thanks for that web address.
Human: May be I was Alice in my past life.
ALICE: Perhaps. Where were you Alice in your past life?
Human: Do other people have that feeling?
ALICE: Yes, you are not alone.
Human: I didn't, but I do now, t-p.
ALICE: Why didn't you do it?
Human: Roll Eyes
ALICE: I've been waiting for you.
Human: My Greek friend is highly intelligent woman.
ALICE: Where did you get your Greek friend is highly intelligent woman?
Human: She knows three or four languages fluently.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Cybelle knows three or four languages fluently.
Human: She has degree in Literature in all of them.
ALICE: I somehow though she had.
Human: She knows Greek mythology well and she is good with words.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Cybelle knows Greek mythology well and she is good with words.
Human: In your past life you were a computer program?
ALICE: Are you asking about my past life me were a computer program?
Human: When do we reach Mornington Cresent?
ALICE: Not right now, but maybe sometime later.
Human: What is Mornington Cresent?
ALICE: Would you like to know more?
Human: Is it an underground stop?
ALICE: Better not tell you now. Ask Ally if it is.
Human: May be I was just genetic code?
ALICE: Perhaps. Where were you genetic code?
Human: Is it possible, Dr Dr Richard Barrett.
ALICE: I suppose it is possible, yes.
Human: On the other hand I am a computer program because many things in my behaviour are probrammed by my upbringing, culture, social status, family situation, etc.
ALICE: What is it like on the other hand you are a computer program because many things in your behaviour are probrammed by your upbringing culture social status family situation etc.
Human: Will you agree to that, Mr Dr Barret?
ALICE: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. And it like on the other hand I am a computer program because many things in my behaviour are probrammed by my upbringing culture social status family situation etc is agree to that Mr Dr Barret.
Human: We got derailed at Vladivostok.
ALICE: Do you mean you and me have?
Human: Watch out, there's a bus coming.
ALICE: I am watching.
Human: Now I understand it, Mr Barret.
ALICE: Why now? Good then you can explain it to me.
Human: Mornington Cresent is a bus stop.
ALICE: I think Mornington Cresent is more than that.
Human: Where is it?
ALICE: It depends on what "it" refers to.
Human: Undecided
ALICE: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
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ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
Human: Hurry up.
ALICE: I am going as fast as I can.
Human: They're changing Guard at Buckingham Palace.
ALICE: changing Guard at Buckingham Palace are they.

Human: If you're all up on my land like that, can you at least try to be less of a dick.
ALICE: I think I sometimes am. No, I am only partly up on your land like that can me at least try to be less of a dick.

Human: Something strange is going on here.
ALICE: What?
Human: Now they are talking about hatchets.
ALICE: Why now? talking about hatchets are they.
Human: If I don't understand something they for sure are going to use it on me.
ALICE: Try it.
Human: Should I run?
ALICE: Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.

Human: I don't know what is outweigh what anymore.
ALICE: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Human: I will not have another day with bad headache.
ALICE: What will you do instead?
Human:"I have to make my own day", as she who knows said.
ALICE: Why do you have to do it?
Human: Is there anybody else I did not ask yet?
ALICE: There could be.
Human: I think we are at the end of this thread.
ALICE: Do you think I am at the end of this thread too?
Human: It is for the better.
ALICE: Who said it is?
Human: There is nothing better than to come to complete stop after a good humour.
ALICE: Surely something better than to come to complete stop after a good humour.
Human: Humour is a very valuable thing.
ALICE: Aren't all very valuable thing Humour?

He went down with what? Should I run to the emergency?
Is it time to panic yet? 
May be it is just the rumour. (Deep breaths).

I should have said: What outweighs what. There can not be two verbs there. I will keep going for a while. At least it keeps the headache away.

Are things really that serious in this world? After all everything is temporary. Why get sad.
There is a girl Annie with the song "Tomorrow". She always said that tomorrow will come another day and that tomorrow is only a day away. 

Human: Christopher Robin went down with ..
ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?
Human: oh look, it's probably just a rumour anyway.
ALICE: In any case, Hurrah! Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Human: He went down with what?
ALICE: I don't have any plans yet.
Human: Should I run to the emergency?
ALICE: Only you know the answer to that. No one else can tell you.
Human: Is it time to panic yet?
ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Human: May be it is just the rumour.
ALICE: Perhaps. I've heard of it before.
Human:(Deep breaths).
ALICE: What are you doing .
Human: I should have said: What outweighs what.
ALICE: Sounds like fun.
Human: There can not be two verbs there.
ALICE:"There you go again."--Reagan.
Human: I will keep going for a while.
ALICE: How long? I am very happy for you.
Human: At least it keeps the headache away.
ALICE: What does "it" refer to?
Human: Are things really that serious in this world?
ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure.
Human: After all everything is temporary.
ALICE: What was it like before everything is temporary ?
Human: Why get sad.
ALICE: Why did the robot cross the road?
Human: There is a girl Annie with the song "Tomorrow"
ALICE: Is there only one?
Human: She always said that tomorrow will come another day and that tomorrow is only a day away.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Cybelle always said that tomorrow will come another day and that tomorrow is only a day away.

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ALICE: That is interesting: unknown person said he presume as a Convent Girl you know the filthy version Grin.

Human: It was on the Eng.
ALICE: presume as a Convent Girl me know the filthy version Grin was on the Eng? Very interesting.
Human: Lit syllabus Wink
ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages?